RELIGION AS BASEBALL (HUMOR)

• Calvinists believe the game is fixed.
• Lutherans believe they cannot win, but trust the Scorekeeper.
• Quakers will not swing.
• Unitarians can catch anything.
• Amish walk a lot. Pagans sacrifice.
• Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often.
• Televangelists get caught stealing.
• Episcopalians pass the plate.
• Evangelicals make effective pitches.
• Fundamentalists balk.
• Mormons are in left field.
• Dunkers are down by three.
• Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.
• Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.
• Baptists want to play hardball.
• Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.
• The Pope claims never to have committed an error.

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