GENEALOGY
POXGENEALOGY
POX
Very Contagious to Adults
Symptoms: Continual complaint as to need for names, dates and places.
Patient has blank expression. Sometimes deaf to spouse and children.
Has no taste for work of any kind, except feverishly looking through records at libraries and courthouses.
Has compulsion to write letters and swears at the mailman when he doesn't leave mail.
Frequents strange places such as cemetaries, ruins and remote desolated country areas.
Makes secret calls.
Hides phone bill from spouse.
Mumbles to self.
Has strange faraway look in eyes.
No Known Cure.
Treatment: Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal but gets progressively worse.
Patient should attend genealogy workshops, subscribe to genealogical Magazines and be given a quiet corner in the house where they can be alone.
Remarks: The unusual nature of this disease is ___ the sicker the patient gets, the more he enjoys it.
Author Unknown
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