JOKES
[ I got these jokes from Claiborne Co.Tn.Digest ]
Have you heard about the keen young genealogist? He spent his weekends tramping through graveyards, down at the Archives, etc. and spent his weekdays working in an office building.
One day a new young woman started work in his office, and he was smitten with her. He started talking to her at every available opportunity, and finally convinced her to go to a restaurant with him after work. They spent a nice evening eating and drinking, and ended up back at her place.
Well the next thing you know it's midnight and he jumps out of her bed, saying "My wife will be wondering where I am!" While driving home he's wondering what to do when he gets there. He parks the car in the driveway, gets his dirty boots and clipboard out of the car, rubs his face in some bushes to scratch it up a bit, then sneaks into the house.
His wife is still awake, waiting for him, and says in a tone to freeze the blood, "Where have YOU been?" He sighs "Well dear, I met this attractive young woman at work, went out to dinner with her, and the next thing you know we're in bed together." "Don't you lie to me you @!#$, you,ve been to that bloody cemetary again haven,t you?"
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and comparing notes. "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on", the first one said. "You open them up, and all the parts are numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest, You open them up and all the parts are in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like engineers, they always understand when you have parts left over at the end." The fourth said, "I like lawyers, They are heartless, spineless and gutless." The last surgeon said, "Well I like genealogist, because they always understand when nothing connects like it is supposed to."
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