Genealogy
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A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it't roots.
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
Alright, Everybody out of the genetic pool.
Always willing to share my ignorance.
Am I the only person up my tree-seems like it.
Ancestors were just people.
Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts, and bad apples.
At last a chance to make my skeletons dance.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Biochemisis wear designer genes.
CAUTION You have now entered the Genealogy Zone.
Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared.
Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.
Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots.
"Crazy" is a relative term in my family.
Documentation....The hardest part of genealogy.
Don't sit under the family tree with anyone else but me.
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
Every family tree has some sap in it.
Evolution is God's way of issuing updates.
FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it.
Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Old genealogists never die, they just haunt cemetaries.
Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
Genealogy: A search for the greatest treasures, out ancestors.
Genealogy: It's only an obsession after all.
Genealogy: Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
Genealogy is like Hide & Seek. They Hide & I Seek.
Genealogy: It's not a hobby, it's an obsession.
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ?
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
I looked up my family tree and found two dogs using it.
I researched my family tree...apparently I don't exist.
I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out.
I should have ask them BEFORE they died.
I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days.
I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.
I want to find ALL of them. So far I only have a few thousand.
I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me.
I,m always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
I,m not sick, I've just got fading genes.
I'm not stuck, I,m ancestrally challenged.
I'm searching for myself. Have you seen me?
I'm stuck in my family tree, and I can't get down.
If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
If you are stuck up your family tree, just call the help line.
Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more.
It is hereditary in my family not to have children.
It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor.
It's 1998. Do you know where your great-grandparents are.
Jeanealogy: The study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
May the Saint of Genealogists bless you.
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program.
My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied?
My family coat of arms ties at the back...is that normal?
My family tree is a few branches short. Help appreciated.
My family tree has BLIGHT.
My family tree is DEAD.
My family tree is lost in the forest.
My family tree must have been used for firewood.
My genes are tight, they may stay with me forever.
My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets.
Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
RELATIVES...People who come to dinner who aren't friends.
Genealogy is Relative
Remember, undocumented genealogy is mythology.
Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors.
So many ancestors ... so little time.
That's strange, half my ancestors are WOMEN.
That's the problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
There is strength in our Roots.
They've said "You are the fertilizer of your family tree".
To a genealogist, EVERYTHING is relative.
Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit.
Warning: There are no lifeguards in the gene pool.
What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
What do you mean my family tree has ROOT ROT?
What do you mean my grandfather didn't have any children?
What do you mean my parents didn't have any children?
When I searched for ancestors, I found friends.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines.
Whoever said"seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist.
Why are there so many gnarled limbs on my family tree?
With my luck, my family tree has root-rot.
Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes.
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