The Van Gogh Family Tree
I got this on the Marsee digest
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His obnoxious brother..........................................Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt.......................................................Verti
Gogh
The brother who ate prunes.................................Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store.Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia........................U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white........Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois........................................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle................................................Wherediddy
Gogh
His Mexican cousin...............................................Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother.......Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach...................Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle.............................................Cant Gogh...
The bird lover uncle................................................Flamin
Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst......................................E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin............................................Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking.....................Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew........................................Po Gogh
A sister who loved disco..........................................Go Gogh
And his niece who traveled the country in a van.....Winnie Bay Gogh
If there are any Van Gogh descendants that are
offended by these jokes please Email me and I will gladly remove them.
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