This is a copy of a Will my daughter ran across

while doing research.

           To my wife,_______, I leave her, her lover and the knowledge that I wasn't the fool she thought I was.

          To my son,________, I leave the pleasure of earning his own living, for twenty-five years he thought it was my pleasure.

           To my daughter,_______, I leave one hundred thousand dollars, she will need it, the only good thing her husband ever did was to marry her.

           To my partner,________, I leave the suggestion that he find another clever partner at once, if he expects to stay in business.

           To my valet,_______, I leave him the clothes he's already stolen from me.

            I being of sound mind but weak body want my bequest carried out.

            Signed this day, April 28th, 1881

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