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Bernie the Lot Lizard


Height: 8'3" ¾
Age:
39 and Holding
Origin: Kentucky
Powers: Can apply eye liner while driving his 18 wheeler and towing his double wide!
Quote: 1) "Breaker one nine! This here is Hot Lips, anybody got their ears on? Come back!?"

2) "But he told me he loved me officer!"

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