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Historical Events


Here I am in 1970. I was part of Elvis' Hip Memphis Mafia. Whatever E wanted, we would get it. That medalion around his neck, that was all me baby. The matching white tie and suspenders, that was my good friend Beck who you can see standing to the left of me.

Around 1968 I was having a bad year.
I started hangin with a rough crowd. It was a bicycle club called the Hells Angels. That is where I learned to quilt, do needle point & bake a mean upside down cake.

Here is my good friend Jimmy Hoffa. I haven't seen him in a while, if anyone knows where he is please contact me. That jerk still owes me 5 bucks!

I was at this great party at some big house in Washington DC, when all of a sudden there was a mob of people who pushed and shoved to get into this one room to watch some guy sign some bill. I thought it was kinda lame. But I guess it was important or something.

Here you see a case of being in the right place at the wrong time. Im not talking so much about Lee Harvey Oswald. Im talkin bout me! I was on my way to the bathroom when this happened.
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