Height:
Sampson: 5'9"
His old lady: 3'4" 4'4" in platforms
Age: 42 & 16 (We dont know which one is which)
Origin: Tina's Tavern
Powers: They hold the record for singing the karaokee version of "I've Got You Babe" 28 times back to back.
Quote:
Sampson: "Steps frighten me."
His old lady: "I have a spoon collection."