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Thelma & Nancy


Height: 7'8"
Age: 19
Origin:
Hacienda Heights. When Thelma & Nancy were born, the doctor said that they could be separated. But their parents wouldn't hear of it. They saw a big career in their children's future! That's right, The Circus. Currently 10 surgeons have offered to separate them, but they love the fact that they can save so much money on food and gum since they share a mouth.
Powers:
They hold the world championship for the 3 legged race!
Quote: Stop stepping on my toes!

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