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One night at the bar, Scott was drinking
and dancing just like he would do normally on a Monday night.
Nothing unusual. But then one thing lead to another and
all that dancing brewed something up in his bowels... so
he went to the bathroom to drop the kids off at the pool.
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The stall had no door Handle and so he
had to slam the door shut and pull his hand in before it
got smashed. Well as you might have guessed he was a bit
late on pulling his hand clear.
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He
looked at his finger and yelled, threw up and finished taking
a dump. Then he got to the sink and ran water on his finger
to soothe the pain. a man walked in to see his finger and
asked if Scott needed help. Soon after Scott's brother Dave
entered the bathroom...
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Dave did what any older brother would have done. Made
fun of Scott for a smooth move. But then helped him outside
where Scott got so grossed out by his newly modified finger
that he began to throwup.
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Going in and out of consciousness Scott
had one thing still on his mind. He had to take a crap
still. So he was able to muster up the strength to go
finish what he started.
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UPDATE!!!
The doctor tore off the nail! Here you can see the nasty
sludge that remains. Looks a little like spaghetti. Scott
still has to see an orthopedic surgeon.
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Here is the bandage that now covers
what used to be Scott's middle finger. During this time of
tragedy, be thankful that you and your family members can
still share the Happiness of your middle fingers with each
other. |
