"Offspring" Quotes

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Cordy: (about flowers) It's just so dark and lifeless down here, I thought I'd brighten it up a little for you. You can't exactly go out and enjoy the sunny fields of nature, but that doesn't mean we can't bring a little bloom into your darkness.
Angel: They're fake.
Cordy: Yeah. You put something real in this hellhole and it die like that.

Angel: You know, I've been around a long time...
Cordy: Which reminds me. Next birthday, you think we could skip the two-hundred and fifty odd candles on the cake and the inevitable fire marshal and just go and just go with a little song?
Angel: And I've never known anyone like you.
Gunn: I got a bad feeling about this.
Wes: We'll figure something out. It's just a vault.
Gunn: Actually my bad feeling is more about the man standing behind you with the large revolver.

Angel: Take you and me for instance. We're very different. Very different. Obviously. Human, vampire. Woman, man...pire.

Cordy: Angel, are you trying to say you love me?
Angel: What?
Cordy: I love you too.
Angel: You do? When did this...
Cordy: (yells to the gang) "Angel loves me. I love him.
Angel: Oh, my god!

Angel: Wes, lets get on this right now.
Wes: What do you suggest?
Angel: I suggest you use your books and find out what's going on. What, do I have to think of everything?
Wes: (picks up a book and opens it) "Oh, here it is. It says 'I have absolutely no idea what's going on.'

Fred: Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes we'll fight it, and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. 'cause destiny is just another word for inevitable and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say 'you’re evitable!'

Gunn: We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces, but . . .