"Expecting" Quotes

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Angel: You look nice. (he scares her and makes her smudge her lipstick)
Cordy: And now I look like the Joker.

Wesley: I also packed along a Word Puzzle 3-D, if either of you has the nerve to take me on.
Cordy: Gee, Wesley, I'd love to, but unlike you, I'm not in my 80s quite yet.

Angel: So you've been seeing someone. How come I didn't know?
Cordy: Cause I'm ashamed of you. Not to mention how you always embarass me by giving him the third degree.

Sarina: (referring to Angel and Wesley) The good ones are always gay.

Wesley: Noone's more fond of Cordelia than I, but if she wants to go gallavanting with those doxies --
Angel: I think they liked you.
Wesley: Really? I didn't mean doxy in a sexually prominiscuous sense, exactly. You don't think sticking the ax in the wall put them off?
Angel: That was charming.
Wesley: What about the fact that they thought we were gay?
Angel: Adds mystery.

Bartender: So, you the boyfriend?
Angel: No, I'm family.

Wilson Christopher: This is a private club. Featured word - private.
Angel: And you don't talk to me, I'll kick your ass. Featured word - ass.

Wilson: Angel, right? The boss? She told me all about you.
(Angel disarms him, then puts him in a choke hold)
Angel: Somehow, I doubt that.

Wilson: I'm not telling you anything.
Angel: I was so hoping you'd say that. (hits him)

Cordy: I learned, um, men are evil? Oh wait, I knew that. I learned that LA is full of self-serving phonies. Nope, I had that one down too. Uh . . . sex is bad?
Angel: We all knew that.