"Guise will be Guise" Quotes
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Man: Do you have any special abilities?
Wesley: A few, I dare say.
Man: Are you a creature of the night?
Wesley: No, but I was a rogue demon hunter, so, I know how to handle myself when things get rough. (slips and falls)
Man: Yeah, you're scary.
Gunn: It's cool, he's got a plan.
Wesley: A plan?
Angel: Yeah. I get to the offices before they stop me.
Gunn: (to Wesley) See? (to Angel) What? That's the plan? Walking real quick was the plan?
Cordelia: (as she spins in his chair) Hey, look at me! I'm Angel!
Wesley: He doesn't generally spin that much.
Cordelia: Right! This is Angel: "Oh no, I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday.
Angel: I thought we were going to talk about my problems?
Magev: That car is your problem, pal. It says everything about you.
Angel: The car.
Magev: Yes, the car. You live in LA. It's all about the car you drive.
Angel: I really don't think...
Magev: Vampire living in a city known for its sun, driving a convertible. Why do you hate yourself?
Angel: I don't. I got a deal.
Magev: You got a deal. Why not a personalized license plate that says "irony"?
Magev: So why all the layers? All the black? You know it's been like 80 degrees in the shade lately.
Angel: No reason. I don't have a body temperature, so...
Magev: So it's for the look.
Angel: No. It's just this way I don't have to worry about matching. I don't actually have a reflection, so...
Magev: Sure you do.
Angel: I do?
Magev: You're reflected in the people around you. The way they see you. - What do you think they see?
Angel: (reading) "Bodyguard to the stars." Yeah right. There's no "Wyndam-Price Agency"!
