"Dear Boy" Quotes

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Gunn: And now I rule Europe, Australia and South America!
Wesley: I still got Kamchakta.
Gunn: Three fifths of the world covered in water, the rest covered in me!
Wesley: Shut up.
Gunn: Who's your ruler, baby? What's my name? Come on, English, say it: Gunn.

Wesley: I tell you the first thing we're scrapping. These stupid calling cards.
Cordy: They're not stupid. I designed them. That's an Angel!
Wesley: The universal symbol of the one thing we don't have.
Gunn: That's an Angel? Looks like a - a lobster with a - growth or... We'll make our own logo.

Angel: The game. - It's actually kind of fun when you know the rules. I mean, when you know - that there aren't any. You screw with me, and you screw with me, and... you screw with me. And now - I get to screw with you.

Lilah: The senior partners want Angel alive.
Lindsey: So?
Lilah: So - what if this guy is actually as good as he says and actually kills Angel?
Lindsey: Boo-hoo! Let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand!

Gunn: And then you come crawling back, stinking, screaming curses. The mouth on this boy!
Wesley: And Gunn hits him form behind, yelling 'look at us when we kill you!' and both its heads turn . . .
Gunn: Then 'shronk!' Wes buries his ax in the head number one.
Wesley: And Gunn is running him through, pulling out intestines the size of your leg!
Gunn: (high fives Wes) We turned him inside out!
Cordy: You weren't scared?
Wesley: Oh, mother in heaven.
Gunn: Pants wetting, praising the lord to save me kind of scared.

Anne: Five percent of two million is a hundred thousand dollars. That's more money than this shelter could raise in two years.
Angel: What about the other ninety five percent? You don't care where that's going, who that could be hurting?
Anne: I can't.
Angel: There is blood on that money, Anne. Are you the person who can ignore that?

Nathan: Until then - his growing obsession with the two of you, the increasing possibility that to scratch that itch, he'll go so far as to kill you... - Well, that could actually play in the firm's favor. It would be a sign that Angel is on the path to joining our team. And as hard as it is to lose good attorneys, well the truth is - you are both expendable. Angel - isn't.

Anne: What's this?
Angel: Blood.
Anne: (hesitates) It'll wash.