"Through the Looking Glass" Quotes
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Angel: (checking out his hair in the mirror)Okay - this is because of going through the portal, right?

Host: (as Numfar dances) You remember when I said we didn't have music in my world? Wish I could say the same about the dancing.
*FYI – Joss Whedon plays the part of Numfar*

Cordy: Now these two? They didn't even know what the com-shuk was. - You tell them!
Silas: The com-shuk is a mating ritual.
Gunn: I told you it was dirty.

Fred: She's a slave. She'll die!
Angel: Oh. Cordy. No, she's fine. They made her a princess.
Fred: They... Really? Oh. When I got here they... They didn't do that. Well. That's nice for her.

"There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb" Quotes
Cordy: I like the filthy head. That is, ah, I want to defile it more! (spits on the Host) I just keep it - to spit upon, and when I grow tired of that, I will make it into ah, a planter.

Captain: It shall be done, my lord. I will personally bury my spear in his rump.
Silas: Captain! His heart is where a cow's is - (touches his chest) here.
Captain: Disgusting.

Gunn: I've got a plan.
Wes: Oh thank god! What is it?
Gunn: We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
Wes: Oh.

Lorne: I don't belong here. I hate it here. You know where I belong? LA. You know why? Nobody belongs there. It's the perfect place for guys like us.