Summer 2005 - no articles.
Spring 2005's articles including 'My Visit to Googlism', 'Heat the Rat' and 'Doctor Who and the Sofa'.
Winter 2005 including 'Guess What This Article's About' and 'Why I Hate Giraffes'.
Autumn 2004 - including 'Long Arms Skeletor', 'A Discussion About Grinding Axes', 'The Borrowers and The Lord of the Rings', 'Who Was Sauron?' and 'Why I Like Shouting'.
Summer 2004 - including 'Dragstor: the Most Evil Member of the Evil Horde?', 'Skeletor's Tour of Snake Mountain' and 'Another Train Journey'.
May 2004 - including 'Name That Shape'.
April 2004 - including 'The Time Corridor Reviewed', 'The Sharp Strawberries of Skankiness' and 'Shredderville Reviewed'.
March 2004 - including 'Exalting Him 2003'.
February 2004 - including 'He-Man on the Printed Page', 'YSTV - York's Student Television channel reviewed', '101 Fun Things To Do With A Corpse, Part 2', 'Doctors: Soap Opera Extraordinaire', 'The He-Man Rotadraw' and 'The Leap Year'.
January 2004 including 'He-Man on DVD', 'A Debate on the Iraqi People', 'Yu-Gi-Oh and Tazos: Is there a Connection?' and 'A New Turtles Episode Reviewed'.
December 2003 including 'A Pointless Article About 1st December'.
November 2003 including 'The Cosmic Comet Reviewed', 'My Exciting Train Journey', 'Night of the Shadowbeasts Reviewed' and 'Fiendish Feet. Again'.
October 2003 including 'Power!' and 'How It All Began'.
September 2003 - no articles.
August 2003 including 'The Legend of Skeletor's Ghost', 'The Big Blue Box' and 'Crabs - the Be All and End All'.
July 2003 including '"How To" with Heath the Rat' and 'An Exciting Discussion about the Secret Seven'.
June 2003 including 'The Legend of the Bush People of Pickering'.
May 2003 including 'A Long and Irritating Rant about my Laptop', 'Tony Hawks: Skateboarder Pro', 'A Pointless Discussion about Blackcurrant Reefs', 'More of Skeletor's Stupid Friends', 'Search For A Son Reviewed', 'The Chronicles of Narnia Investigated', '101 Fun Things To Do With A Corpse, Part 1', 'Tiny Planets: a Modern Day Children's Programme', 'My Rainbow Article', 'More of He-Man's Stupid Allies', 'Samurai Pizza Cats', 'The Toymaker Reviewed' and 'My Trip to France'.
April 2003 including 'A Discussion About Pogs', 'Fiendish Feet: The Update', 'Skeletor's Most Useless Allies' and 'Hordak's Most Useless Allies'.
March 2003 including 'Here We Go Reviewed', 'He-Man's Useless Friends', 'Another Turtles Episode Reviewed' and 'Trapjaw's Action Figure'.
February 2003 including 'The Great Wuh Huh Huh Song Debate', 'Frightening FreeCell Statistics', 'Puddle Lane' and 'A lost scene from The Lord of the Rings'.
January 2003 including 'A Ghostbusters Episode Reviewed', 'The Personal Hand Shredder' and 'Star Trek: Nemesis Reviewed'.
December 2002 including 'My Rap About Nottingham', 'Jane Eyre Reviewed', 'New Evidence: a Short Story', 'How did He-Man's Sword work?', 'Tekken: the most irritating computer game I've yet encountered', 'Why Krang and Shredder never won', 'Castle Grayskull Under Attack! Reviewed, Part 1 of 2', 'Castle Grayskull Under Attack! Reviewed, Part 2 of 2', 'Why do people buy Big Mouth Billy Bass?' and 'Heath the Rat's Review of 2002'.
November 2002 including 'Why Doesn't Angel Have Any Legs?', 'The Little Mermaid Reviewed, Part 1 of 2', 'The Little Mermaid Reviewed, Part 2 of 2', 'Who was really the Greatest Briton?' and 'Why isn't the ending sequence for FreeCell better?'.
October 2002 including 'Shadows of P'Jem Reviewed', 'The Existence of the Fabled Blue Mairpus - Revealed', 'What Benefit did Man-E-Faces bring to He-Man?', 'How did Magic Painting Books work?', 'The Wonders of Daytime Television', 'The New Adventures of He-Man', 'Transformers and My Little Pony' and 'The Meeting of the Mindless, Chapter 4 of 4'.
September 2002 including 'Diamond Ray of Disappearance Reviewed', 'Another Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Episode Review', 'Did the Poor in Early Modern England eat Sausages?', 'Why Aren't Cats Dogs?', 'Heath the Rat's Guide to Writing the Perfect CV', 'Ice Cream Technology - Its Use and Abuse Reviewed' and 'The Teddy Bears' Picnic - A Gathering of Deceased Bears?'.
August 2002 - including 'The Ineptitude of King Rollo' and 'He-Man's New Series under the Spotlight'.
July 2002 - no articles.
June 2002 - including 'The Meeting of the Mindless, Chapter 1 of 4', 'The Meeting of the Mindless, Chapter 2 of 4', 'The Meeting of the Mindless, Chapter 3 of 4', 'Some More Advice About University', 'Did Postman Pat Kill JFK?', 'A Review of Valerie's Gig', 'How Not To Be Bored' and 'Church Newspaper Headlines'.
May 2002 - including 'A Review of "Is This It"', 'Ben Rockeclect: The Life of a Concrete Block', 'Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones Reviewed', 'My Thoughts on my Medieval Latin Course' and 'Turtles at the Earth's Core Reviewed'.
April 2002 - including 'Heath the Rat's Puzzle Page', 'The Archers: Their Seditious Capitalism', 'The Unsung Hero of Eternia', 'Thomas the Tank Engine: A Symbol of Repression?' and 'Heath the Rat's Guide to Crystal Healing'.
March 2002 - including 'Breathless' Snappy Lyrics', '"Disappearing Dragons" Reviewed'. 'Lawnmower Simulator II: The Deadly And Extremely Violent Revenge' and 'The Magical World Of Tuna'.
February 2002 - including 'The Rewritten Hamlet, Part 1 of 22', 'Repton 3: The Life of Repton', '"A Trip To Morainia" Reviewed', 'Was He-Man A Badger?', 'Happy Valentine's Day', 'Moulin Rouge Reviewed', 'What Happens When You Don't Watch Buffy For Four Weeks', 'The Dangers Of Cross Dressing' and 'Why Taste The Difference Is A Really Stupid Slogan'.
January 2002 - including 'Jim Hedgehog's Supernatural Christmas - a Book Review', 'Marsquake - A Game That Should Never Be Forgotten', 'The Interesting Parallels Between Eternia and the USSR', 'Was He-Man Really Like Lenin?', 'Is Spider Solitaire the Best Computer Game Ever?' and 'A New Political System'.
December 2001 - including 'Kowl's Magic 8-Ball', 'The Ballad of Matthew Paris', 'Are You A Nazi Puppet Dictator?', 'The Sylvanian Families', 'The First and Probably Only Thundercats Article', 'Monster in my Pocket - Part 5 of 5', 'How to Give a Religiously Inoffensive Maths Lesson', 'A Typical He-Man Episode', 'Fun Things to do on Christmas Eve' and 'Find Out About Yourself'.
November 2001 - including 'A Serial Novel, Chapter 2', 'The Moomins Reassessed', 'My Harry Potter Page', 'The Truth about Sylvester', 'A truly Great article', 'Where did Shredder and Krang get the Technodrome?' and 'How did He-Man keep his secret identity secret?'.
October 2001 - including 'Hello Again', 'Advice About University', 'In Memorial of Heath the Rat', 'Fiendish Feet - The Yoghurts That Time (Quite Sensibly) Forgot', 'Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' and 'A Course in General Linguistics (abridged)'.
September 2001 - including 'Monster in my Pocket - Part 1 of 5', 'Monster in my Pocket - Part 2 of 5', 'The Kirsty Fenn Worship Site', 'Monster in my Pocket - Part 3 of 5', 'The Wit and Wisdom of Kevin Keegan', 'Physics becomes interesting', England take on Albania', 'Council Letters', '100 Ways to order a Pizza', 'Monster in my Pocket - Part 4 of 5', 'Doctor Zhivago (abridged)', 'The Adventures of King Arthur', 'The Famous Five', 'The Greatest Story Ever Told', 'Buffy's Sixth Season - Part 1 of 2', 'Buffy's Sixth Season - Part 2 of 2' and 'A Video to Download'.
August 2001 - including 'Lands of Lore: The Throne of Chaos - A Walkthrough, Part 1', 'Elephant Tusks', 'Monkey Tongues', 'Roast Guinea Pigs', 'Jurassic Park (abridged)' and 'My Favourite Buffy Quotes'.
July 2001 - including 'An Apology', 'It's My Birthday' and 'Tomb Raider - A Walkthrough'.
June 2001 - including 'The Dance of the Jonathan', 'Hangman, Page 1 of 6', 'Hangman, Page 2 of 6', 'Are You A Committed Bolshevik?', 'Hangman, Page 3 of 6', 'A Serial Novel, Chapter 1', 'Hangman, Page 4 of 6', 'Lands of Lore III Review', 'Hangman, Page 5 of 6', 'Hangman, Page 6 of 6', 'Disaster Consequences', 'All About Me' and 'The Interpretation of Dreams'.
May 2001 - including 'Why I Hate Star Trek: Voyager', 'an Interesting Discussion About Lincolnshire', 'TV Theme Tune Lyrics', 'The Monster That Ate 3B', 'The Website Manifesto', 'the Sausage Dog Page', 'Lands of Lore Review', 'The Monster That Ate 3B Part 2 - The Performance', 'The Place Where Jojo's Daddy Works', 'A Friendly Game of Jungle Ludo', 'Elizabeth Blount, Henry VIII's Mistress', 'Lands of Lore II Review' and 'The Adventures of Captain Immense'.
April 2001 - including 'the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Worship Site', 'the Site Which Tells You All About Mairpii', 'the He Man Worship Site', 'Shakespeare's Twelfth Night - From Memory!', 'Pizza Hut's Menu' and 'An Exclusive Interview With Me'.
March 2001 - including 'the Mr. Suter Worship Site', 'Sign the Guestbook' and 'View the Guestbook'.