15th October 2001 - Hello Again! I tried to stick this up five days ago, but couldn't because of the university's useless computers! Anyway, here it is now!
15th October 2001 - Advice About University! I learnt a lot last week! Well, enough to be condensed into eight very helpful pieces of advice. Read them all here!
23rd October 2001 - In Memorial of Heath the Rat! A page dedicated to he to whom the website owes its name!
25th October 2001 - Fiendish Feet - The Yoghurts That Time (Quite Sensibly) Forgot! Okay, Fiendish Feet? Yoghurts? Made by St Ivel? Don't remember? You'd better read this then!
28th October 2001 - Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles! The stupid cartoon makes a long overdue appearance on Heath the Rat's Silly Page!
30th October 2001 - A Course in General Linguistics (Abridged)! This classic of the academic world undergoes my treatment in which I cut out inappropriate material, add more appropriate material of my own, and make a right royal mess!