Hello! Yes, I do like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and anyone who has ever properly given this wondrous programme their full attention does as well! Buffy is perhaps the single greatest television series ever created, and because of this, I here offer you the chance to disfigure her face:
To pull Buffy's face apart, click and drag. (Note: this only works if you have a Java capable browser.) But I'm sure you don't want to do that. Nobody wants to mutilate Buffy. I'm obviously not going to offer you the chance to contort Willow's face in silly directions, because certain individuals (to wit, Peter McDonald and Jonathan Barker) might take the opportunity to do so. In fact, it's probably best to just leave it at Buffy's face being the only available one to destroy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a spoof horror programme which some uncultured persons (to wit, Jonathan Barker, again) do not regard as the absolute apex of television. It details the vampire-killing exploits of Buffy and her friends, to whom unusual things frequently occur. None of the characters seem to have any idea of who is a good person to have a date with. Examples include:
Buffy has gone out with a vampire called Angel and a very boring character called Riley. In a very recent episode on Sky 1, she very VERY nearly had a date with an individual called Ben, who is a hell god called Glory in his spare time. If I'm not very much mistaken, she's also gone out with somebody called Owen, but there are exceptions to the rule mentioned above, okay? (By the way, the person running this website is called Owen.)
Willow (on the left) has gone out with a werewolf called Oz and a witch called Tara. She also managed to get involved romantically with an Internet demon called Moloch.
Xander (on the right) has perhaps the worst track record of all the characters. At various intervals, he has attempted to hop into bed with a praying mantis, a four hundred year old mummy, Cordelia, and an ex-Vengeance demon called Anya. He also failed to notice that the very attractive Willow would have gone out with him, if only he'd been clever enough to see it.
Cordelia has gone out with Xander. Nuff said.
Giles (on the left) has had one romantic interest, as far as I'm aware: a teacher called Miss Calender. Unfortunately, Miss Calender lost interest and this little dalliance ended because a demon that Giles let loose managed to take over Miss Calender's body. Funny, that.
Spike, the vampire who can't hurt anyone, has for some reason been variously involved with a completely insane female vampire called Drusilla, and another female vampire called Harmony (I think that's her name, anyway). He also has his eyes on Buffy herself. I can't really see him getting anywhere, given that just about every opportunity he gets, he tries to kill her.
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