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The Nikon F3 There have This is the Mercedes-Benz S-Class of manual cameras, and I've used them for recording about five hundred forensic autopsies. Our elderly Nikon F3s have probably sent more murderers, rapists and child abusers to jail than any other cameras! Gunshot wounds, stab wounds, strangulation lesions, nothing escaped the F3's on-the-money metering system. I've even testified in court on the accuracy of this camera! Minor wish list: I wish it would synchronize with flash at a faster speed, like the FM2. I wish Nikon had either left off the tiny illuminator button, or made it work properly. I also wish I could have another one for Christmas...
Unbreakable and Combat Tested
Now, soldiers don't actually perform rifle drill with our Nikons and slam the butts down onto the parade ground when they come to attention, but to judge by the number of scrapes and the bare patches of metal showing through the paint you'd think this one had done a season as a hockey puck! The light seals are still good, the mirror pad is undamaged, and needless to say everything works like new - all shutter speeds are accurate, the meter is still on the money and the automatic is still reliable. Most of its life was spent attached to the motor drive, and the little drive cap's missing, covered with black tape. One clown even went to power-rewind a film, put it down to answer the phone, and left the room forgetting the camera which continued rewinding the film until the NiCad on the motor expired some time during the night! (You see what I'm up against here?) When I started here back in 1984, we still had an F with a few non-AI lenses. They can be used in stop-down mode on the F3, but the little metering connector around the bayonet has to be flipped out of the way first to avoid squashing it between the lens and the body. If I got a dollar for every time a soldier did that, or another for every time it's been dropped... After an autopsy or before going in to surgery, camera equipment gets cleaned off with alcohol, and scrubbed hard. The leatherette is still firmly in place. Today we have no more military photographers, and most photography gets done with a D1. But this F3 sits proudly and patiently on my desk, a 55mm Micro-Nikkor in place, with a roll of Ektachrome loaded, ready to rock-n-roll at a second's notice, just like the old days. It could tell you some horror stories of all the sights it's seen, of the murder victims it's recorded. Of nights in the operating theater, of grueling, sweaty battles on a copy stand, of thousands of Kodalith slides. Of the icy mud of field training exercises in bitter German winters, of the blistering heat of the Persian Gulf during Desert Storm. Of sand and rain, sweat and dirt. Of the spine-jarring vibration of a UH60 MEDEVAC helicopter. No car I've ever owned has been as reliable. In my hands, it feels as comfortable as an old pair of gloves, and I can reload it in the dark purely by feel. It has never failed me, and like an old friend, never will. It really is the finest 35mm SLR ever built.
Copyright © 2001 by Mike Graham. All rights reserved.
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This is the least pretty of
the two F3s we have at work. Our oldest F3, serial number 1625513, has been used
continuously since 1983 by US Army photographers.