| Hard KookiE started off on saturday 17th feb 2001 when every 1 was bored,well vinny(helladarkangel) and jam were anyway and they were speaking on msn,they both suddenly realised they couldnt play instruments and couldnt be bothered to learn so decided to make a rock band,the plan was to tour hayniously and destroy things until they made a impact live and then maybe after a few years they would have instruments of there own and could play them, later on that night martin was recruited,he cant play an instrument either but that hasnt stopped them so far (because all they have done is make this webpage),there ideas mite rip other bands off sometimes but musically u cannot deny how 'unique' they are, each band member is 'unique' as well. to listen to them is like listening to a bunch of ugly psycho's bein crazy,they rage asgainst music all together and have absolutely no mercy on ur ears at all. despite all the individuality they are still a tight unit and this cant be destroyed (they have all attempted to kill eachother or themselves at 1 point and have found they cant escape eachother).The bands ideas are almost as crazy as the members, they plan to build a wooden cage for live shows (metal is too expensive and u need the tools to use it,it's heavier as well and harder to cut and carry around from show to show). the next day the band recruited more members, stu on the broken bottles and chris. |
| The long hard road out of kookie hell the biography of Hard KookiE |
| since forming the band have gone on to walk round streets wrecking stuff,martin once kicked a bus,while vin and jam stole signs,broke trolly's,bottled churches and pissed on them,bottled themselves,nearly got arrested 4 trying to break a door down in a park 2 a tiolet but had no interest in actually entering the thing,just smashing it 4 fun,and went in 2 school 4 a tiolet at 4am and set off a alarm and then slept on streets and outside stu's house,vin has also bin 2 ozzfest wiv daz and they all have bin 2 aload of gigs and moshed like hell. Jam,Martin and Vin have also created the side project wink 1845 but martin probably doesnt wanna be in it anymore and jam probably doesnt want him in it any,its just us 3 being punks,martin just aint good at he,he doesnt even go 2 gigs,not punk not metal,his a towny,wat a bastard,lol o well,c yall |
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