Funny Jokes 
~*~ Ek Andha ~*~
Ek Dawat Mai ek Andha bhi Shareeq Tha, Khanay mai Rus Gulay Bhi Thay Ittefaq Sai Andhay Ki Plate Mai ek Rus Gulay Mai Pathar Aagaya, is Nai pathar Mun Mai Dala aur zor Zor Sai Chabanay Laga,Aakhir na tota to Pathar Ko Apne ek Haath Sai ek taraf Kar Kai Phenk Diya Ittefaq Sai woh Pathar Samnay Walay Aadmi Kay Sir Par Laga Aur woh Sir Pakar Kar Zor Zor Sai Chillanay laga "Toot Gaya Toot Gay" Yeh Suntai Hi Andhay nai Jaldi Sai Kaha Toot Gaya Ho To Wapis Kar Dai Na .
Submit By : Maqsood Tahir
~*~ Adha Pagal ~*~
Teacher: hamaray mulk main 10 airport hain, 25 railway stations hain, 110 bus stations hain to meri age batao ?
Student: sir 32 years,
Teacher: oh brilliant, but how did u guess ?
Student: my brother is 16 years old OR WO ADHA PAGAL HAI
This is marketing!!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.
EK DIHATI
Ek dihati angrez se bolta hai ke mujhe English sikhao , angrez bolta hai ke ok bolo "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE"dihati bola:"ANDDA DANDDA AAM KA ACHAR KHA KAR DEKHO BARDE MAZE DAR".
DO BEWAQOOF
Do bewaqoof ja rahe the ek nay dosre se kaha ke " agar tum ye bata do ke is shoper main kitnain unde(eggs) hain tu wo pure bara ke bara tumhare ,Our Agar tum ye bhi bata do ke ye kis ke unde(eggs)hain tu wo murghi(hen) bhi tumhari ". Tu dosra bolta hai ke yaar barda mushkil sawal hai zara ishara tu do.
