by Katamania
Mistoffelees smiled an evil smile as he took out the small wood and silver box.
"Finally, it's taken ages, and now it's finally ready" Misto said under his breath as he opened the box and took out the smoking test tubes. They were now glowing an eerily redy colour.
He lifted it to his mouth, and drank it.
Suddenly, as soon as he finished all the liquid, his body seamed to glow a bright red, and then a purple glow slowly spread through his body. When it was finished, Misto put down the test tubes, and smiled more evilly then before.
He clenched his fists, feeling the power.
He had just inherited his Uncles Tordo's power, and also doubled it , then doubled his own.
"Now to see Master Macavity" He said, smiling and disappeared, then reappeared next to Macavity.
"Ahhh, Mistoffelees, I see your ready" Macavity said, stepping back, and glancing at Misto up and down, checking out the powerful glow that now surrounded Mistoffelees.
"Yes Macavity, now we can finally show those stupid Jellicle just how powerful we really are!" Macavity and Mistoffelees laughed together, their haunting laugh, making all the hunch-cats fur stand on end.
"Teazer! Where are ya?" Jerrie called. He had been looking for his sister for about seven hours now.
"BONZA!!!!!!!" He suddenly heard and looked around just in time to see Teazer pounce on him and flip him over.
"Haha!" Teazer yelled and ran off again to hide.
"Now Tugger, will you please now tell me what you needed to se Old Deuteronomy for?" Munkus asked as Bombalurina and The Rum Tum Tugger walked into the Junkyard again.
"Sure, Bomby and I are mates now" Tugger announced happily, loud enough for everyone in the Junkyard to hear. Alexist burst into tears and ran out off the Junkyard, her face hidden in her paws.
"Good for you Tuggy!" Etcetera exclaimed, now happy as she was mates with a new Jellicle called Nitro who was even more hyper the Etcetera was.
"Thanks Etcetera" Bomby said smiling.
"Yeah, good on ya both of ya wee lads!" Skimble exclaimed as well.
"Congratulations"
"Good on ya Tugger, finally settled have we?"
"Finally caught him, eh Bomby?"
This went on for a while, then Jemima suddenly asked, wrapped in her mates arms. "Hey, where's Mistoffelees? It isn't like him not to be here around this time" She asked in a worried voice.
"I'm sure he's fine Jemy, probably got caught up with his owner or something" Quazodon, her mate, reassured her. "Yeah, your probably right Quazy"
"Haha! That was great!" Gingivere exclaimed as she and the Hells Dames walked into their lair.
They had just had the best time throwing wet cement on to the human cars, then they had gone on a Hells Dames shopping spree, without actually buying anything.
"You'd better believe it!" Griddle answered, looking at herself in the mirror at her new plum scarf that had small tassels on the ends.
"Believe it or not, some of those humans have taste" Dexia commented as she pushed Griddle out of the way to admirer her new black and purple jacket.
"Maybe" Miata said thoughtfully as she looked at her new black and silver wrist bands.
"I love these, look at the silver! I can't wait for the next fight, I'll wear these"
"Wait 'till the toms see me in this"
"Yes Dexia"
"What do you think Macavity 'll say?"
"He'll probably just complain we didn't get him anything"
"We should've got another mirror"
"And how would we get it here?"
"Good point" Miata snapped her claws and a tom walked in.
"Yes Miss Miata?"
"We need a few more mirror's"
"Yes Miss Miata" Said the tom and he ran out.
"When Macavity going to give me my own slave?"
"When your old enough"
"Age doesn't have anything to do with it! Kata's the oldest, and she doesn't have a slave, yet Miata does!"
"She didn't want one, Miata did"
"We are your slaves practically anyway, Dexia, you always leave the poker game to clean up"
"That's different"
"Okay"
"Anyway, what do you wanna do now?"
"I dunno, just rest"
"Who want's to play poker?"
"Nooooooooo"
"Eggghhhhh"
"I will"
"Cool! I'm dealing!"
"Whatever"
"Hey Kat, where ya going?" Raza asked when he had finally caught up to her. Kata shrugged.
"I dunno, anywhere but somewhere that's near her"
"How's your paw?"
"It's fine"
"Kata, just calm down"
"I'm calm"
"No your not"
"Yes I am"
"No your not!"
"Yes I AM!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"No I'm not! Wait.... HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
"Haha!"
"I guess I'll just go to the caves or something, the warehouse gets boring after a while"
"Yeah"
"Natch, your fired" Macavity, with Mistoffelees behind him, announced when he found Natch, who was getting ready to meet Gingivere. (even if she wasn't going, he didn't know that)
"What???"
"LISTEN! YOU’RE FIRED! NOW! GET OUT!" Macavity exclaimed.
"Yes, sir" Natch said, shaking. He gathered his things and ran out.
Suddenly as he was walking, from behind, he was grabbed. "HEY! HELP!"
"What's your name?"
"N-N-Natch"
"ALL HAIL KING N- N- NATCH! ALL HAIL KING N -N- NATCH!"
"Hey Dames, meeting now, okay?" Macavity said as he swung his head in their room, and out again.
"He's in a hurry" Dexia commented as she brushed her fur.
"Yeah, wonder if it's about Misto"
"WHAT? What's a Jellicle got to do with us Griddle?"
"Misto isn't Jellicle, he's on our side, remember?"
"Nup"
"Don't worry then, you'll find out"
"Whatever"
"C'mon Dames, let's go"
"Yes mummy"
"Watch it, if I have to be family, then I'll be your sister, call me sis if ya have to"
"YES SISSSSS" They coursed, and then received slaps on the head.
"Oooowwwwwwww!!! Griddle! Do you know how long it took me to-"
"YES!!!!!"
"Fine!" Dexia exclaimed ad ran ahead.
When they got there, they found Dexia flirting with some of the toms. They shook their heads.
"Hey Kata! Your back!"
"Yeah" Kata replied, she was NOT happy. Macavity had turned out to know that that's where she and Raza always went to and he had come to get them.
"Calm down Kat" Raza said.
Somehow, Kata found that very funny and she started laughed. Raza saw the questioning looks they were now getting from the Dames and quickly explained.
"It's a private joke"
"Ooooooooooooo"
"Shudup" Raza and Kata answered together.
"Can I have your attention please" Macavity announced. No one, except Gutie, Jama, Raza and the Hells Dames, paid any attention to him.
"Oh no" Gini muttered and put her paws over her ears, like the Hells Dames had already done.
"WOULD ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE I TALK TO YOU??? BEFORE I KILL THE LOT OF YOU???????!!!!!!!!!!" Needless to say, everyone was suddenly very quiet.
"Okay, now, a cat that I am going to introduce to you, may look like a famous
Jellicle you know, but he is really on our side! I introduce to you now, the one and only, The Magical, Mister, MISTOFFELEES!!!!"
As Misto walked up to Macavity, all the strays exchanged looks, then saw Macavity's look on his face and then started clapping and yelling.
"WOOOOOOOO!!!! GO MISTO! YEAH!"
"MISTO! MISTO! MISTO!"
"Yeah!"
"Macavity, what about when Misto got Old D away from us?"
"He was simply gaining the Jellicles trust"
"Ohhhhhh, cool!"
"Anyway, I want you to help Misto whenever you see him, okay? And I mean it!"
"Yes Macavity" All the strays coursed.
"Good, Jama, I'd like you to show Misto around, okay, you are all dismissed!
Except for Jama, Misto, Raza, and the Hells Dames" Macavity announced. All the strays walked out, used to this commanding. After all, they were hypnotised.
"Okay, now Jama, I want you to show Misto every where, where to go, you know what I mean, right?" Macavity asked, when they were all alone.
"Yeah dad"
"You do that now then, is that okay Mistoffelees?"
"Yeah, great Macavity"
"Good, see you later then" When Mistoffelees and Jamarcus had walked out, Macavity turned to the Hells Dames.
"Now, I heard that you all had a little shopping spree, right?"
"Not me or Kata Macavity, we were..... away"
"Yes, beside you two, wait after I talk to these guys, I have to tell you something"
"Yeah Dad, whatever" Kata said, rolling her eyes as she and Raza walked away a few feet. She was still angry Maca had dragged them away from the caves just so they could listen to his babble.
"Watch your tone with me girl" Maca hissed at Kata, then turned his attention back to the Hells Dames.
"Did you?"
"Yeah, what's wrong with that Maca? We would've got you the cutest little jacket, but they didn't have any in you size"
"Griddlebone...... well anyway, while you were gone, I fired Natch, and he ran out, I missed seeing him, did any of you? By any chance?" The Hells Dames all shook their heads.
"Well, split up and go and find him, okay? And I'll get you those mirrors you wanted" The Hells Dames liked this reward and left to search for Natch straight away.
"I can't believe Dad's made us do this" Kata said, her eyes narrowed a she and Raza walked slowly, dragging it out.
"Yeah, well, he said it would be good"
"Well I can't believe he even knew where we were! If he didn't, we would probably still be there right now!"
"Kat, he's the demon in feline shape-"
"The Napoleon of crime"
"Whatever, the point is, he knows almost everything, especially if it's about one of his workers, and I think he'd know everything about his daughter"
"I'm not his real daughter though!"
"Practically Kat, he adopted you"
"Yeah well, only because I hated my real parents so much, if I didn't, I'd be on my own"
"Yeah, and you'd have never met Griddle, or the Hells Dames, or-"
"Yeah, or you, I get your point"
"Well, I don't want to see these stupid cats! Why couldn't Dad have got 'em himself?"
"I don't know, we didn't do anything wrong, he probably wanted you and Dexia apart for a while, so you don't fight, how's your paw?"
"Don't start that again, then why did you have to come?"
"I would've come anyway, even if he'd only sent you, I guess he thought it would be easier just to send both of us"
"Yeah, your right, you're always right, goody-goody"
"Hey!!!!!! Am not!"
"Are to"
"Am not!"
"Are to!"
"AM NOT!!"
"Are not!!!!"
"ARE TO!! Hey!!"
"Haha! Got you at your own game! Hahahahaha" Kata stopped laughing when Raza pounced at her.
"It's good to see you again Lonus, Rondering, Nunder" Macavity said, when the three cats Raza and Kata had gone to find walked in to Macavity's Lair.
"Can we go now dad?"
"Katamania! What happened to you?" Kata tried not to laugh.
"Ask Raz" she finally said, stepping to the side so Macavity could see Raza.
"Okay Raz, what happened?" Macavity asked, looking at all of Raza's scratches, comparing them to Kata's. *Lot's of blood, on both of them* Macavity thought.
"It's my own fault, should've learned by now" Raza muttered as he tried to hid all his scratches.
"You two.... yes, go away where ever" Maca said and turned back to his guests to explain.
"Teens" He said, shaking his head.
"Teaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!!!! Teazer! Come out now! C'mon Teaze!" Jerrie called at the hours continued to tick by.
"This is boring, can we go to the Junkyard?" Teazer asked, coming forward from just behind Jerrie.
"WHERE WERE YOU?"
"Right behind you, all the time"
"WHAT???????"
"Yep, all the time" Teazer said nodding her head.
"C'mon, let's go" Teazer said, grabbing her twin's paw and she dragged him all the way to the Junkyard.
"It's not fair! Why do they have to be mates? I thought Tuggy liked me!" Alexist whined to herself as she sat in an alleyway. Alexist sniffed.
"Well, I'll show them, I'll run away, that'll show 'em" Alexist suddenly decided and started running away...
"Where could that stupid cat be?" Griddle asked in a very annoyed voice.
"Yeah? Where the hell could he be? We've looked everywhere!" Dexia exclaimed, looking in a puddle to see if her fur still looked nice. Gini walked up quietly behind her and 'accidentally' bumped into her, knocking Dexia into the muddy puddle.
"Oops, I did it again" Gingivere said, covering her mouth with a paw.
"Don't diss Britney!" Dexia whined, picking herself up from the puddle.
Griddle tried not to laugh as Dexia tried to get all the mud out of her coat. "I'm going back to the warehouse, look at my coat!" Dexia exclaimed as she ran off.
"Trust her to get out of it" Miata muttered.
"Dammit, where IS he?!" Gini said, she was really sick of Natch interrupting everything. This was interfering in her training.
"I'm baaaaaaack!" Dexia cried as she ran up to them. "Look! My coat's clean again! I used this really excellent fur dye, it takes just like, 2 seconds for it to work and the colour is great! I forget what it's called though, but I'll remember eventually. Whadda you guys reckon? Does it suit me? I'm not sure, but whatever you reckon is fine I s'pose. But I think it's really low quality, it'll probably come out after like, one day or something, should I take it back to the store and get a refund or should I-No wait, I threw away the docket, maybe they'll just let me return it and get my money back or-"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" the rest of the Dames screamed.
"Okay! But tell me really, what do you think of it? Is it my kind of colouring guys?...Guys?"
"That's enough, all of us, right back to the warehouse. NOW!!!!!" Griddlebone yelled, she was getting stressed with the younger dames, especially with Katamania and Dexia who couldn't get a long and Kata was never there because of it.
"Okay, geez Griddle, you need to calm down, take a cruise or something" Dexia said, turning on her heel and she led the way back to the warehouse with Gini trying to make Griddlebone laugh.
"Okay, have a good trip home, Razamataz, Katamania, are you sure you'll pay attention this time?" Macavity asked.
"Yeah, sure, whatever Dad" Katamania said, waving a paw in the air.
"I'll look after her Maca" Raza said, pretending to be sensible. Kata wacked him over the head and they turned to the guests.
"Do you wanna go now?" Kata asked.
"YES!"
"Cool, c'mon Kat, seeya Maca" Macavity slammed the door.
"Maybe I will hypnotise them....." Macavity thought.
"Macavity? Is there anything you want me to do?" Gutie asked, coming up to him after he had got hoses and flooded the Junkyard.
"Sure, you can go and smash some human shops for me"
"Yes Macavity!" Gutie cried happily and ran off to complete his task.
"TEEEEAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR????" Jerrie was looking for Teazer again. Munkus had sent them home after they had crashed into some trash and they had woken up all the elders and kittens who were having an afternoon nap. When they had got home, Teazer had run off again.
"Bomby?"
"Yes Tuggy?"
"What do you want to do? Go and make some toms jealous? Go and make some queens jealous?"
"I just wanna rest Tuggy"
"Why? Is something the matter?"
"Actually, Tuggy, I think you’re going to be a father" Tugger fainted.
"When do you want to strike Macavity?" Mistoffelees asked, coming into the meeting room where Macavity's chain was.
"I think the Jellicle Ball would be best, when is it?"
"Tonight"
"Fantastic"
Once again, Mistoffelees and Macavity's haunting laugh echoed through the Junkyard.
"There you go, I hope you had a nice meeting with Mister Maca" Katamania said as Lonus, Rondering and Nunder arrived at their front door.
"Yes, it was very interesting, you might want to get that paint off before it dries" Rondering advised.
"To late" Raza said and started laughing.
"Yes, well, I hope you try to get it off, that purple doesn't suit either of you" Nunder said.
While they had been walking back, Rendering, Lonus and Nunder turned out to be pretty cool.
"Yeah, I guess your right" Kata agreed, looking at Raza with a raised eyebrow.
"Goodbye, maybe you'll be sent again to get us" Lonus said.
"I doubt it" Raza said.
"From the look on Dad's face, I don't think so either"
"Yeah, well, there's always the chance"
"Yeah, seeya"
"Goodbye"
"Where we going now?" Raza asked as they walked away.
"I think we should go back to Dad, it's the Jellicle Ball, and I think he want's all of us to help him and Mistoffelees tonight" Kata said in an unhappy voice.
"Oh, yeah"
When they walked in, they where practically attacked by Macavity, Jamarcus, Griddlebone, Gingivere, Dexia and Miata.
"Where have you been?"
"Did you take them home safely?"
"How long does it take to accompany three cats for four blocks?"
"Woooooo"
"Shutup"
"QUIIIETTTTTT!!!!!"
"Okay, they're fine, and they talked to us, then we stopped to get this paint off, and would you give up with all your baby crap Dexia?"
"Katamaniaaaaaaa"
"What Dad?"
"You remember what I told you"
"Yeah"
"Well?"
"I don't care! Hear me? I DON'T CARE!!!!!!! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kata yelled and ran away.
"Okay then. Anyway, we're having another meeting, everyone to the meeting room"
"Were you blind when your born?" -Munkus.
"Can you see in the dar-k?" - Demeter
"Dare you look at a king?" - Skimble Shanks
"Would you sit on his throne?" - Asparagus Jr
"Can you say of your bite, that it's worse then your bark?" - Pre Tugger
"Are you cock of the walk?" - Alonzo
"When your walking alone?" - Pre Gris
"Because Jellicles are, and Jellicles do, Jellicles do and Jellicles would, Jellicles would and Jellicles can, Jellicles can and Jellicles do" - ALL!
"When you fall on you head, do you land on your feet?" - Victoria and Jellylorum
"Are you tense when you sense, there's a storm in the air?" - Coricopat
"Can you find your way blind, when you're lost on the street?" - Jemima
"Do you know how to go to the Heavyside Layer" - Pre Old Deuteronomy
"Because Jellicles can, and Jellicles do, Jellicles do and Jellicles Can-"
"Jellicles are, pretty stupid!" Macavity and the strays sung a lot louder, covering over the voices as they jumped up from their hiding spots.
"W, w, we're surrounded! H- h- how come you didn't sense him Demeter?" Mungojerrie asked nervously.
"Because she's not really Demeter" Maca answered for him as Demeter walked over to Macavity, her real coat shimmering through.
"GRIDDLEBONE!" Munkus and Alonzo exclaimed.
"The very same" Griddle answered, standing behind the Hells Dames.
"Gingivere! Kat... whatever!" Tugger said, eyes full of worry as he recognised them.
"How do you know them Tuggy?" Bomby asked suspiciously.
"Ummm, you know me....hehhehheh" Tugger answered.
"Bomby, get out of here, you can't be here, it's to dangerous, where's Misto when you need him?" Tugger muttered.
"Right here" Misto answered, stepping forward.
"MISTOFFELEES!!!!!!!"
"The very same" Misto answered, stepping forward from behind Macavity.
"What are you doing with them?"
"Wouldn't you just love to know?"
"But, but, Misto!" Jemima said, eyes filling with tears.
"Oh shut up, you stupid kid" Misto said, glaring at Jemima. She burst into tears and hid here face in Jellylorum's coat.
"Oh geez!"
"Anyway, you'd better watch everyone, for all you know, you could be disappearing right from under your noses" Macavity said.
All this time, while Macavity had been distracting them, Razamataz, Jamarcus and Gutie had been catnapping all the kittens. Now they were on to the adolescents.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Munkus asked, immediately on guard.
"You'll find out, won't you?" Macavity said, and made the signal for the Dames to spread out and act their part.
Suddenly, everyone all the Dames, except for Griddle, walked away from Macavity.
"HEY! What do you think you're doing?" Maca asked, sounding angry.
"We don't want to work for you anymore Macavity, we want to help the Jellicles, they don't go around killing everyone for the hell of it" Gingivere said.
Munkus smiled triumphantly.
"Could we join you Munkustrap?" Miata asked.
"Sure, everyone's welcome"
Macavity advanced and Miata, Dexia, Gingivere and Katamania quickly hid behind the Jellicles.
Gingivere was behind Tugger, Dexia was behind Munkustrap, Miata was behind a new Jellicle tom called Kona and Katamania was behind Alonzo.
"You won't hurt them Macavity" Munkus order as the rats and the rest of the strays drifted away from Macavity (except for Griddle still, and Jama and Raza were still catnapping the elders and adolescents. "But we'll hurt you" Dexia said, as all the dames, captured the tom they were 'hiding' behind.
"WHAT?"
"You Jellicles, do you really think we'd want to join you?" Kata asked, having a bit of trouble controlling Alonzo who was twisting around like a demon. She kicked him on his shins and he fell to the floor gasping.
"Oops" Kata said sarcastically and forced him to stand up.
"Dames, you know what to do with them" Macavity said. The dames exchanged a look and started laughing, scaring the @#$%^& out of Tugger, Kona, Alonzo and Munkus.
Using his magic, Mistoffelees made the dames and the toms they had captured appear back in Macavity's Lair, and all in separate cages. The dames chained the toms to the wall, them Miata yelled out. "READDDDDYYYYYY" and then the dames disappeared back in the Jellicle Junkyard.
"Are they chained properly?" Macavity asked.
"Yep"
"Good, now hide, and when Old Deuteronomy comes, we'll get him, and we'll be able to get out of here"
"Yeahhhhh!!!"
"Finished dad" Jama said as he, Gutie and Raza came back.
"Are they all in cages?"
"Yep"
"Fantastic, now, hide everyone" Macavity announced. Everyone slit up and took their places.
"I can sense him Maca" Mistoffelees whispered, after they had been hiding for about 20 minutes.
"Okay, go up and pretend everything's normal" Macavity whispered back. Mistoffelees took a moment to tone down the glow around him, and make his face look cheerful and happy, then he slipped out to great the Jellicle Leader.
"Is everyone ready?" Macavity asked quietly in everyone's heads.
"Yep" everyone answered.
"Katamania? I didn't get an answer from you" Macavity said after a moment.
"She had to go somewhere" Raza answered.
"That stupid-"
Macavity stopped as Old Deuteronomy and Mistoffelees came into the Junkyard.
"Where is everyone Mistoffelees?" Old D was asking.
"I don't know...." Misto answered, pretending to look worried.
"BUT WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Macavity said, appearing from his hiding place.
"Only you Macavity?" Old D asked with a knowing smile.
"Why no, not this time" Maca answered as Griddle, Gini, Gutie, Jama, Raza, Kata, Miata, Dexia appeared.
Macavity looked confused when he saw Kata but decided it wasn't the time to bother with his weird daughter. Knowing, her and Raza, it was a joke only they understood.
"It's okay Misto, stay behind me" Old D said calmly.
"That won't be necessary Old Deuteronomy" Mistoffelees said, stepping away from Old D and joining the strays.
"Mistoffelees? Your with them as well?" Old D asked, suddenly looking very scared.
"Yes, and I have been ever since I joined the Jellicles, you didn't even noticed" He answered.
"Now can I?" Misto asked Macavity.
"Yes"
Mistoffelees and Macavity laughed as Misto killed Old D, the strays dancing, doing their stupid imitation of the Jellicle Ball, around the now dead, Jellicle Leader.
"Munkustrap?"
"Yes Alonzo?"
"Why did we trust those Dames?"
"Huh?"
"I mean, you know when those dames pretended they were hiding behind us, when they really were capturing us?"
"Oh, yeah, Ummm, maybe because they looked so scared, and they really do look cute"
"Yeah"
"Would you shut up?" Tugger asked unhappily. He had been quietly thinking ever since they had been put in the cages.
"Okay, well, you tell us how you know those two dames so well"
"Who? Gingivere and Katamania?"
"Yeah, whoever"
"I can't tell you, but I thought I could trust them, well, not Katamania whoever, but I thought I could trust Gingivere"
"Why?"
"When I met them, they didn't seem like they would do this, and when Gingivere was hiding behind me, she was shaking, it was so believable! I can't believe were so darn gullible! HEY....WHERE'S BOMBY??? OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO BOMBY?????????" Tugger yelled and rushed to the side of his cage. He began pulling at the bars and yelling like crazy.
"Hey, calm down Tugger, I'm sure she'd fine"
"SHE GOING TO HAVE KITTENS!!!"
"Oh, that's different"
"YEAH IT IS!!!"
"I wonder what's happened" Etcetera said.
All the rest of the Jellicles, had been squished into a small cage, about the size of a 90cm squared box.
"I think we've been captured"
"Ohhhhhhhhh, is that good or bad?"
"It's good" Pouncival answered, being very sarcastic.
"Oh, cool, I wonder where Tuggy is"
"ETCETRA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Are you a stray when your born?"
"Can you stalk in the night?"
"Dare you look at a demon?"
"Would you join in his gang?"
"Can you say of your claws, that they're worse then your bite?"
"Are you badder then bad?"
"When you're out with your friends?"
"Because Fonicles are, and Fonicles do, Fonicles do, and Fonicles would, Fonicles would, and Fonicles can, Fonicles can, and Fonicles do" (Fonicles are Macavity's tribe by the way)
The Fonicles were giving their version of the Jellicle Ball, and were dancing stupidly, imitating the Jellicle way of dancing, which they all knew since they had all, at one time, seen the Jellicles dance at some time or another. They all collapsed laughing in a heap.
"This is the best party I've ever been to after we've won something" Macavity exclaimed, leaning back on his sister (Griddlebone) 's stomach.
"You said it bro" She answered.
"Macavity? I have to tell you this, I've never been hypnotised, being with those dogs, made me realise how good it would be to work with you" Gutie said, being serious for a few minutes.
"I know, I know Gutie, and I don't care, you're part of our group now" Macavity answered.
"YEAHHHH!!!! WELCOME GUTIE!!!" The Dames yelled, raising a paw, pretending to toast to Gutie's joining.
"Thanks guys!"
This went on for a while, the nine of them yahooing and yelling, laughing about absolutely nothing and making the worst jokes ever. But they were happy. :-)
"And there was this guy ya know? And he walked into a bar...and he goes 'can I have a beer?'" Kata, in a really drunk voice.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Oh my god!"
"A beer!"
"Hey DUH! what can we do?"
"YEAH DUH!!! Hey King N- N- Natch, what should we do?"
"Jump in the lake"
"Coooollll!!!!!!!"
"Duhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
The end...
(Dexia is copyrighted by Dexia, Gingivere, Jamarcus and Gutie are copyrighted by Chilbery, Miata is copyrighted by Miata. The Jellicles and Macavity are from T.S.Eliot and everyone else, e.g. The Pollicles, Natch, Raza, Kata are all copyrighted by me, Katamania, the author of this fic, thanks to Miata, Dexia and Gini for ideas and permission etc.)