[Scene: The bar. Pacey is still at the
table talking to Jeff about the food at the restaurant. Jack is just
sitting there bored out of his mind with his chin rested on his hands.]
Jeff: The carbonara's not a cream
sauce?
Pacey: No. It's raw egg yolk,
actually. So while it could kill you, who wants to live in a world where
food isn't an adventure, right?
Jeff: [Laughs]
[Jack interrupts Pacey]
Jack: Now.
Pacey: Right, um... Jeff, there's
something I gotta tell ya. I'm not, uh... the thing is, I'm not
totally... totally, uh...
Jeff: available? You're not
available. That's what you're trying to say.
Pacey: Yes. That's exactly what
I'm trying to say.
Jeff: I sort of suspected. You
seem very... together.
Pacey: And we are.
[He puts his arm around Jack]
Jeff: Well, it was nice meeting
you both. [Jeff stands up to leave] You know, I don't usually do this,
but what the hell. [Sighs] If you guys ever break up, give me a call
sometime.
[He hands Jack one of his cards]
Pacey: What just happened right
there? I think that I should be insulted on several different levels
about that.
Jack: [Chuckles] Pacey, you're not
gay.
Pacey: Well, I know that and you
know that, but he doesn't know that. So far as he's concerned, you're my
boyfriend.
(Transcript from Josh
and DC)