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This season is the last season. Prepare yourself for the inevitable happy ending for our young star crossed luvahs.
I'm pretty sure that this season is going to be the best season because Jack and Pacey are now roommates! Can you feel the sexual tension in the room? Yes, as usual, they are "contrivedly" going out with other people. Oh, just another obstacle the writers throw at their way, but you know what? No matter what happens, they will always find their way back into each other's pants.
We've been waiting for this long. We deserve our happy ending!
For those of you who missed previous seasons, or who have been watching the show through daisy or sailboat textured glass, here's the gist that'll help you figure out what has really happened in the Creek Homoerotica.
Season 1
Pacey gets into high school and scores his first ever conquest Tamara Jacobs. Pacey claims that Tamara is the one whom he gave his flower to, although the truth is that Pacey might be a virgin, but we all know his ass ain't.
Tamara as a teacher is as good as she is as a young boys luvah. In 21 days, Pacey has mastered the art of luv making, and he practices his knowledge by banging the whole Capeside left and right.
While Pacey does Capeside, Jack does Providence. Jack and Pacey haven't ever met each other yet, so this season is not that much important.
Season 2
Jack and his family move to Capeside. I don't remember how Jack and Pacey meet for the first time, but let's just say that they soon fall in love with each other. Pacey starts dating Andie and Jack dates Joey just so that they have a lot of reason to be in close proximity to each other. Needless to say they both are making hot kinky sweet tru luv all the time. Sometimes on Andie's bed or Joey's, just for fun.
Jack comes out when he's forced to read his poem in the class by the evil English teacher Mr. Peterson. The poem is obviously about Pacey (How sweet!). Pacey also writes about Jack, actually, but his is more implicit. He refers to Jack as a sports car. So there Jack is, being the only openly gay male in Capeside. Stupid Joey tries to hook Jack up with some photography guy, but of course Jack already has Pacey, his Tru Luv.
One day, Andie caught Pacey nailing Jack under the lunch table, and the shock starts all those mental problem she has in her. But who cares? As soon as they put her in mental institution, they can continue their bonkathon in peace. The summer for our star-crossed Tru Luvahs is so good.
Season 3
Jack enters the school football team and develops more muscles. Which means Pacey has no choice than to break up with Andie so he could spend more time nibbling and nuzzling on Jack's new muscles. Who can blame him?
Later though, Pacey realizes he wants a new girlfriend. As we all see, Pacey luvs boobies as much as he luvs dick - that boy really needs to make up his mind. But anyway, after some consideration, he decides it's going to be Joey, the reason being Dawson is still in love with Joey and torturing Dawson is so much fun. So Joey it is. And with that, Pacey spends almost the whole year playing puppy dog pretending to be in love with Joey.
Meanwhile, Jack is taking a six months tutorial of what being gay is about and what he should do and some shit like that. His tutor, Ethan, is kinda creepy though. But that doesn't matter, as long as he gives Jack a lot of good life lessons so Jack and Pacey could live happily ever after nurturing each other's rooster, riding snails and making daisy wands. Ethan doesn't teach Jack sex, mind you. It's Mitch Leery's job.
This season might not be the best for us Tru Luv Believers, due the lack of onscreen interaction between Jack and Pacey. But watching Pacey pining over an uptight bitch he doesn't even love is kinda interesting.
Season 4
Jack spends the whole summer hanging out with Dawson, painting houses, while waiting for his Tru Luv Pacey to come back from the sea. How romantic! When Pacey comes back, they run home together and Jack makes Pacey macaroni soup and scrambled egg. After that they make sweet tru luv by the fireplace, continued by reading Little Mermaid to each other. All of those happen off-screen. *bitter*
A little twist happens to our star-crossed luvahs with the arrival of Tobey into the show. Jack gets a little bit too interested in Tobey, which in turn makes Pacey jealous. Pacey starts going out with Drue. Rectangle ensues, which also is done off-screen and off-desktop. Bastards. Instead, they show us pointless, boring scenes people don't want to watch, like that stupid P/Jo morning after fight because Pacey screams Jack's name during their first time, Dawson heartlessly killing an old powerless guy and getting paid millions for it, etc.
Well, season 4 ends with the rectangle resolved. Tobey and Drue leave the show (Tobey makes a brief appearance in season 5, though, but it's insignificant). In other news, Pacey and Joey break up. I hate this season. Pacey and Joey 4-Evah! Oops.
Season 5
The whole gang moves to Boston. Doug gets Pacey a job in a restaurant and Jack a night with a handcuff. With a new job comes a new temptation. Pacey's boss, Danny Brecher, is so purdy. Pacey falls in love with him, and Danny reciprocates his feeling.
This breaks Jack's little heart and starts his whole drinking and academic problem. Add that with the fact that all his frat brothers only want him for his ass, but none of them loves him like Pacey does. Poor Jack.
Soon though, Pacey realizes his mistakes. He and Danny are not meant to be. He runs back to the of arms of his density Jack. They're happy for the rest of the season, going to gay bar every weekend with everybody hitting on Jack while nobody hitting on Pacey. But it doesn't matter, for they are very together and Jack is Pacey's boyfriend. See you at Season 6...