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HI every1, I just wanted to say that, please don't get offended by any of these captions, the're just ment to entertain you and make u laugh. So please don't get mad! Enjoy!!

Jesse: sex is like math- add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and mutliply

Jesse: ARRHH! Look at my muscles!
Camera man: Which ones??

Jesse: ARHH I got ravies!
Greg: Don't mind Jesse, he didn't take his ridelin today.
Matt: Jesse please don't touch me!
Chris: I'm the hott one!
Frankie: Am i the only sane one here?

Jesse: does this shade of lipstick match with my outfit?

Jesse: Man! is my name with an ie or an e?...I know, I'll call my mommy!

Jesse: I just Gotta get the...Oops, what's my line again??

Matt: Why isn't Jesse in a santa suit?
Jesse: Because I'm not an idiot like you guys!
Frankie: We just wanted to spread the Christmas spirit around, we're not idiots! We were doing it for the kids
Jesse: Yeah but the kids rather see me, not santa, they know I'm real and santa is not!
Little kid: Santa isn't real?
Greg: You really did it now Jesse!
Chris: It's ok, little kid, I'm santa!

Jesse: MY GOD! I am so hot, why hadn't I ever noticed before!?!font>
Frankie: Hey guys? We're gonna have a problem over here! {points at Jesse}font>
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