- The Serial Thrillaz & John Solley -
vs.
- Big Time -

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BSPW
March 4, 2000
Handicap Match (3 on 2)



-- We are taken to the backstage area of the Coconut Cove Arena and see "Scoop" Sipowitz standing in front a door with the words "Broom Closet" crossed out with black marker and the name "Big Time" written on a piece of paper taped to the door. Hey, wait a second... I didn't think that the BSPW was on television yet, how can the people sitting in the arena see this? Oh well, screw it. If Draven and Daniels could get away with it last week, so can everybody else. I guess you have to suspend disbelief. Anyway, standing beside Sipowitz are the two members of Big Time, "Dynamite" Dave Drexxel and Scott Tokage. "Scoop" seems anxious to get an interview from the two, but Scott just stands there with his arms folded across his chest while Dave looks at him and appears annoyed. --


Dave: Dammit, Scott, stop being childish. We have something we need to tell Solley here.


Scott: ** Shaking his head ** Nope, I'm not answering any questions until I get what I want.


Dave: Well I requested two bottles of water, a Penthouse, and a personal masseuse and I didn't get any of it. Hell, we didn't even get a proper dressing room. Just a fucking broom closet with our name taped to it.


Scott: I don't care. I'm not saying anything more until I get what I want.


-- Dave lets out a big sigh and shakes his head in frustration. He then grabs the mic from "Scoop", pushes him out of the way and disappears down the hallway. He returns about ten seconds later pulling Princess Perez behind him. He puts her in the spot that "Scoop" was in, hands her the mic, and points to Scott. --


Dave: Now talk!


Scott: ** Looking at Perez and smiling ** Hey, baby. How are you doin'? Want to take a walk to my broom closet?


Dave: God dammit!


-- Dave grabs the mic from Perez's hand and talks while Scott continues to hit on the obviously uninterested female interviewer. --


Dave: Solley, we just happened to catch Hype TV earlier and hear the big words you had to say in our direction. And about your little challenge of us going to the House of Hardcore if we lose tonight, you got it. Since we're NOT going to lose to any of the god-awful tag teams in this fed, the whole thing is a non issue. We're going to beat on you a little tonight, then after we win we'll beat on you a little next week, and so on and so forth for weeks to come.


Scott: ** Looking up from his activities ** And we'll show you that the only thing Small Time around here is what you've got hidden underneath your wrestling tights.


Dave: 'Cause when you step into the ring with us you know you've finally made it to the BIG TIME!


-- Having finished what he needed to say, Dave hands the mic back to Princess Perez. He then opens the door to their "locker room" and drags Scott in behind him so they can get ready for their match later in the evening. Princess Perez seems relieved to be away from the overbearing Scott Tokage as we return to the action in the ring. --



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