Well, here it is. The match alot of us have been waiting for. A chance to see if the two clowns with the biggest mouths this side of John Rocker can actually back it up in the ring. Bigtime came out to a huge chorus of boos, but it didn't seem to bother them one bit as they both are up to their old antics, whistling at the ladies.. and laughing at most of the men. Once again both of them are carrying signs. Dave has one that says: I like Potato Salad and Scott's Sign says: Simon Says Solley Sucks. Try saying that one ten times quickly.

What the fuck? Can these kids actually wrestle? Dave is slumped against a nearby corner, nearly in tears laughing his ass off, due to his little trick. Solley is screaming at Starchild to do something...but instead, Dynamite Dave seems to get the message first and catches Starchild right on the chin with a Dynamite Dropkick. He definitely got all of that particular manuever. Dave is quick this time to follow up his advantage with a lariat that damn near took his opponents head off. Solley is cringing in the corner, Scott sees this and is mocking Solley much to the Co-President's shagrin. Dave picks up his opponent places him on his shoulders, and then gets a running start and just planted him to the canvas with a tremendous powerslam. Dave quickly to the ropes like a cat in heat...Leaps with a PHENOMENOL 450 splash that hits nothing but air. Man that will take your breath away. Starchild looks to take advantage of the situation...but look at Solley, he is screaming to Starchild to make the tag. And he does...Solley is in the ring!!! Solley with a head of steam, bounces off one of the ropes and now in the air, and down with a Big Splash! He nailed Dave with all 98 pounds! Dave is laughing which reddens Solley in the face even more. Solley picks Dave up and to everyones surprise he nails a Stunner!!!! Solley now with several boots to the face of Drexxel. Now Solley has gotten right in Dave's face and is giving him the business. Oh my God, How disgusting. Solley just hawked one up and let loose with a loogie of EPIC PORPORTIONS, and it hit Dave right in the eye. Solley is back to his feet and is exchanging high fives with his tag team partners, unaware that Dave is already to his feet. Solley turns around and gets leveled with a Superkick. Solley just hit the mat like a ton of bricks. Dave covers.. could that be all? The cover....1....2....thre..

Binoculars!!

Yes, you heard me right. There is a pair of binoculars that just got tossed into the ring by a fan. The count just got interrupted and Dave picks them up and is using them to see the sights so to speak. Oh MY GOD... As the camera pans to the back of the crowd we can see two DRUNK OUT OF THEIR MIND women flashing the crowd! The crowd is going CRAZY. Dave is enjoying the sight, but Scott charges in and yanks the binoculars away from Dave so he can catch a glimpse of D cup tits! BWAHAHAHA! Dave pushes Scott, Scott pushes Dave...and now Dave with a kick to the midsection. Dave lifts Scott High over his head. DONT DO THIS.. You guys are a team...a team damnit...He Holds him here for a moment...and then drops him ON TOP OF SOLLEY! Damn, they certainly had the fans going there for awhile. Dynamite Dave with a blind tag to Scott 'The Shit" Tokage as Solley is just getting to his feet. Dave with a drop toehold on Solley, while The Shit hops over the top rope from the apron and comes down with a devastating leg drop on the back of Solley's head and neck area.

Cause Solley could definitely use one right about now. Well, we all saw first hand that Dave can wrestle but how good is Tokage? He looks at Solley who is writhing in pain at his feet, trying to get to a corner and now does. Solley is at Scott's feet begging off. Scott looks at him...Is that a tear in Scott's eye? Does he have a soft spot for Solley? Perhaps he realizes now what Solley could do for him, if he just simply gets with the program and kisses a little bit of ass. Solley is now to his feet and Scott is dusting Solley off?! OHH! Short Arm Clothesline followed by a DDT when Solley spring up. How much punishment can one man take? They are going to kill the poor son of a bitch. Tokage picks up John, tosses him to the ropes and puts his head down for a back body drop, only to have Solley, come out of nowhere with a swinging neckbreaker. The fans are actually cheering as Solley struggles not only to stay on his fucking feet, but to inch closer to making a potential tag. He's nearly there as Scott struggles to get to his feet. Will Solley make this much needed Tag? YES.. he did it, and Sunfire using the ropes for a boost, nails "The Shit" with a Flying clothesline type manuever. Sunfire with a belly to belly suplex. What the hell is Sunfire doing, he's outside on the apron, he uses the ropes and slingshots himself back into the ring onto the chest of the fallen Tokage. Again, Sunfire takes flight, he's up on the top rope, he leaps and comes down on the throat of Scott with a Guillotine Legdrop. LOOK AT SOLLEY! Solley is calling for the tag AGAIN! Sunfire looks at his partner and his partner shakes his head as if to say--please don't! And who can blame him...Solley looks like Stir Fried Shit right about now. Sunfire is hesitant.. but Solley is adamant about it. He is screaming at the top of his lungs, and sounds like Roseanne Barr's rendition of The National Anthem. He makes the Tag! Solley is scaling the ropes! First rope, second rope.. third rope..wait! Hold the phone. Scott to one knee now, and he shakes the ropes.. Solley took way too much time, and will be singing soprano for awhile. Tokage all the way to the top rope now. He has Solley in a suplex position, what's he going to do with him? GOOD GOD what a Superplex! I think Tokage just committed murder in the first degree.

Tokage looks to toward his partner, not even bothering to try to pin, and he makes the tag. But Tokage Still in the ring. Dave picks up Solley, he has him on his shoulders now...what the hell is this? Scott up on the top turnbuckle as Dave faces away from the corner that Scott is in... Oh My God! Tokage with a bulldog from the top rope and somehow at the same time Dave nailed Solley with a faceplant! Call the paremedics...These guys are crazy. Solley has to have severe injuries, right about now. Bigtime is definitely for real, but what is the point of destroying Solley like this? Don't they have any remorse? look at Solley lying limp on the mat face down, he looks like something the cat refused to drag in. Dave is looking at Solley, and picks him up, Dave jumps onto Solley's shoulders and plants his head with a Frankensteiner. He now makes the tag to Scott. Dave picks up Solley and executes a backbreaker but leaves him draped over his knee. Scott starts to scale the ropes. I 've seen this before...they are going for the DAMN GOOD DROP. Tokage is on the top rope getting ready to fly! Wait! What the fuck? Two guys just jumped over the security railing?? They have ski masks on?? The two masked men push Scott Tokage off the turnbuckle and now one of them is in the ring, this one looks a bit taller than the other. He levels the referee with a flapjack and hes most definitely out of commission. Now Dave with a clothesline attempt on the smaller one but blocked and the taller one with a dropkick to the Back of Dave's head. Scott up to his feet, only to get bearhugged by the taller one.. and now the smaller one with a head of steam Hart Attack! These guys are desemating Bigtime. HO CHECKA (Top Rope Brainbuster) I can't believe this! What is going on?? Now the smaller one picks up Solley and drapes his arm over Scott's chest while the taller one wakes up the ref. The shorter one to the outside...as the ref wakes up. The other masked man to the outside...the ref is in position but doesn't remember what happened at all! He's making the count. 1....2........3!! It's over! Who are the masked men??

Meanwhile in the aisle the two men are slowly teasing their maskes as if they are taking them off. THEY ARE!! It's...no it can't be...YES!! It's "The Walking Triple Threat" Jack Reed and Haywood Jublome! They look into the eyes of Big Time and start to mock him for several moments before walking towards the back.