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We will add pictures here and there as they come up! We are slowly getting pictures of the new HO lineup, and they will be cropping up like sweet potatoes in HO fields.

Earlier HO (2004 and prior)

A really shitty gig! HO rocks Long may it wave. A'ight. We speak ghetto. Yih. Jah Rules! Pastor of muppets, pastor of muppets! Book'm, Dano! Hey-Look who's dancin' like a white man! Hana HO! Hope you got pajamas, too! The picture that made it to the newspaper Noah's side of beef Like KFC, we serve chicken right. Yes, this is us at Bumstock Iron Maiden rules! Looks like muttonchops are growing out of his face. I dig chicks! Vogue, strike a pose! No matter how hard we try, pray, threaten, and cajole, we just can't teach Bob to stop making the sign of the devil. It's like a nervous condition...yes, it makes us nervous.... A touching moment on stage, before all hell broke loose with the mad jigs of the Skankin' Drunk. He wasn't our friend, but he jigged madly. Darin finally realized, during the second set, that he'd rather be rich than stupid... Zack, on trombone. I am Zack, and I play a mean trombone I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, 'I helped skin Bob.' Proud to be a HO Yes, I also play sax...yes, I do tire of being told I am sax-ey... Bad Religion is sweeeeet D'oh! What song are we playing again? No, how many times must I tell you we are not using E flat. No, not drop D either! HO, HO, HO, says Santa Bronya says HO-la, amigos! Nate Hi, my name is Noah. You probably remember me from television shows like Sid and Nancy and Blossom and Saved By The Bell....No, I did not play Screech! Our previous drummer, Chris, enjoying two of his most favorite things We are HO! I need a groupie! A sweet, sweet groupie Why IS my picture in here twice?! One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. Watch out for stinkeye! Kaawatown is THE place, brudder, yeah? Iron Maiden rules! Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. And on trombone... Palm trees are fascinating marvels of nature, providing complex ecosystems in what at first appears to be a harsh, unforgiving landscape, like a yuppie's backyard Nate's straitjacket pose Our old Tower of Power, in flower My favorite guitar! Bob The band mascot, El Gato de la Basura Blanco, eating his favorite food, shredded mozarella cheese. Mmmm....cheese.... I am a HO Can you read what it says on the stock of my guitar? Call me Bob I love chicken and fish tacos! Hi, I'm Kevin, but right now I look like Hercule Poirot from Agatha Christie's Death on The Nile! You may call me Nate, if you wish, but King or Master is also acceptable, and enjoyed Noah If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice. Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
In a circle HO is the word! Spread the word! In a straight line This is a typical band practice! Iced Earth is my God! Our old Tower of Power, shreddin' Living large, HO's in charge

The back of the album. Like a ball of flame, HO sears the sky with at first what seems to be a cacaphony of sound, a multitude of colours, and a richness of experience. After tuning up, however, a delight to the senses can be experienced. We would like to take this opportunity to thank the fans for their appreciation and support, the powers-that-be for helping us to become known, and to the band members who decided to stay behind in the Northeast to seek other ventures. Jah bless

last updated
07 March 2009

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