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                            句子*

                                   天使嘅身材,魔鬼嘅鼻孔

                                   黑心淋蛋糕,淋到冇髮佬

                                   痴線低低B,無聊定白痴

                                   靚女可惹狼,醜婦可防狼

                                   身在山區中,死在山"lone"中

                             故事*

                                  (1) 如想變肉醬,請上十樓;

                                       如想痛怏些,請上九樓;

                                       如想喘口氣,請上八樓;

                                       如想掙扎,請上七樓;

                                       如想留遺言,請上六樓;

                                       如只想殘廢,請上五樓;

                                      如只想住院,請上四樓;

                                      如純粹想嚇人,請上三樓;

                                       如只屬好奇,請上二樓;

                                       如想被罵發神經,請上一樓。

                                  (2) 媽媽帶小傑到診所作身體檢查。

                                       媽媽:「男孩子不用怕見護士。」

                                       小傑:「我不怕!」

                                       然後看見鄰居小惠哭起來。

                                       小傑:「你幹嗎哭起來。」

                                       小惠:「我一會要驗血!」

                                       小傑:「有甚麽怕?!」

                                       小惠:「我剛才看見護士幫一位病人驗血,她手起刀落,

                                               一下切在手指上,然後用力將血擠出來。」

                                       小傑突然嚎啕大哭。

                                       媽媽:「小傑,你不昰不怕嗎?」

                                       小傑:「可是...一會護士幫我驗尿......。」

                               歇後語*

                                        劉翔跳水,肯定仆死

                                        田亮做柔軟體操,睇硬骨科

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