I'm the life of the party .. even when it lasts 'till 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening child-proof caps .. with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.
I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid.
I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories..over & over & over & over & over--
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.
I'm so cared for; long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, politicians...
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh....
I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the storeroom.

I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP
I'm wondering if you're only as old as you feel.. Am I 150?

I'm anti-everything: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-inflammatory....
I'm supporting all movements…by eating bran, prunes & raisins.
I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life.
Do I have Alzheimer's? I don't remember. But, I'm happy, I think!

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like you were out all night but haven't been anywhere.
You get winded playing cards.

Your little black book contains only names ending in MD.
You join a health club and don't have the strength to go.
A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You look forward to a dull evening.

You need glasses to find your glasses.
You get your hearing aid mixed up with the suppository.
You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

Your knees buckle but your belt won't
Your back goes out more than you do.
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine chest.
You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.

DOES THIS SOUND LIKE YOU ?