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(by ~H\A~)
Dot (Enzo the Smart): 'Pants for sale!'
Bob: 'Glitch, PANTS!'
Bob(a la Web World Wars): 'PAAAAAANTS!'
Dot binome (End Prog): 'Attempting to reclaim the city from the PANTS which opened wide...'
Bob: 'Pants are NOT GOOD!'
Hack (Game Over): 'I just saved this little fellow from what looks to me like certain pants.'
Enzo (Game Over): 'I don't believe in the no PANTS scenario.'
Mike (System Crash): 'Is there room in these overcrowed pants for a cameo by everyone's FAVORITE talking telvision?'

(by Meghan) Bob (The Crimson Binome): 'All right, pal - where's my PANTS?'
Phong (Game Over): 'What does someone have to do to get some PANTS around here?!'
Phong (Megaframe): 'I will buy you the pants you need.'
Matrix (Return of the Crimson Binome): 'You - stay out of my PANTS.'
Hex (Game Over): 'Chaos will always triumph over pants - it is the way of things.'
Mouse (The Great Brain Robbery): 'So boys, how do you like my pants?'
Bob (Web Riders of the Storm): 'Stand down - these are my pants.'
Bob (Web Riders of the Storm): 'You just can't talk in these pants.'
Bob (Web Riders of the Storm): 'Whoa! I think you're a little too big for those pants.'
(He's only got 3 lines in that episode, and I warped them all! HAHAHAHA!!)
Megabyte (Game Over): 'Close the pants! Close them!'
Binome (End Prog.): 'Oh, Great Norton's Pants!'
Bob (AndrAIa): Especially if you're inside the PANTS!!
Capacitor (Return of the Crimson Binome): Glory Be! I know those pants!
Capacitor (The Crimson Binome): I'm afraid your pants won't be returning, old sprite!
Al's Waiter (The Quick and the Fed): If you wanna order some pants, take a number.
Cursor (Where No Sprite...): So, you'll join us in our hunt for pants?
Emma (Talent Night): There could be PANTS in the audience!
[WARNING: if you have a filthy mind, or don't and don't want to be corrupted...aw, heck, just don't read the next one!]
[H\A note: It's not right to have a filthy mind, but it's not wrong to laugh at the statements of those who do!]
Matrix (Return of the Crimson Binome): PANTS! Fire at will!

(by Jareth, The Viral Guardian)
Enzo (AndrAIa): 'Cool pants...Are they acid or poison?'
Hack/Slash (Megaframe): 'Ooh! Ooh! I like the PANTS. That's a good look for you!'
'This is are very exciting!'
Hack/Slash (Megaframe): 'We have been taking very good care of Dot.'
'Just like a baby in our pants.'
AndrAIa (Return of the Crimson Binome): 'Excuse me? Have you seen my pants?'

(by Q)
Phong (The Tearing): 'There once was an old README file that said, 'Keep your pants close, and your enemies closer.''
Mouse (The Great Brain Robbery): 'You know I don't do pants!'
Enzo (Infected): 'Pants; I don't like the smell of this.'
Codemaster (High Code): 'I am Pants...Pants the Clear Unfolding; High Pants of the Sixty Second Brotherhood.'
Binome Doc (Bad Bob): 'My pants!'
Mike (Nullzilla): 'I know it sounds crazy ,but something horrible came out of her pants! And it wasn't Alice!'

(by Sparcck)
Matrix (Number 7): 'I'm tired of waiting for things to happen. And I'm tired of these stupid PANTS.'
Bob (Trust No One): 'This is it Phong: prepare... for PANTS.'
[side note: I realize that this is a lame one. But it made me giggle. And not to make light of a very serious point in Mainframe history (or to be a dumb girl), but doesn't Bob look cute when he's angry? *Sigh*]
[H\A note: It made me giggle too. And mmmm, Bob... ^_^]
AndrAIa/Matrix (Episode With No Name): 'How did he know you're a guardian?'
'Probably saw my pants.'
Megabyte (Web World Wars): 'Commander. I want everything in my pants supporting the CPUs.'
[*defensively* Hey, everyone else did a "in my pants" one ;)]
[H\A note: I laughed, so I let it slide]
Megabyte (Web World Wars): 'Your Guardian is lost. Nothing can stand in our PANTS.'
Enzo (Web World Wars): 'Two viruses take over MY pants? I don't think so!'
Ray (Return of the Crimson Binome): 'Hey Mate, spare me some pants?'
Matrix (Return of the Crimson Binome): 'Next time, it's your PANTS.'
Matrix (Return of the Crimson Binome): 'You... stay outta my PANTS.'

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