These are not my pants---I don't know whose they are. They smell alot like Bobby's---cause he likes to fart...
Five Iron Frenzy's 'These Are Not My Pants--The Rock Opera'

(by WhipLash!!)
Hex's mask (Painted Windows): 'Without her pants, Hexadecimal will overload and be destroyed!'
Mike (Trust No One): 'An invisible assailant? Or did I just pants the wrong person?'
(Yeah, pants is a verb!)
[H\A note: I agree wholeheartedly.]

(by Jo Ann Montgomery)
Bob (Quick and the Fed): 'Hey! Access your own PANTS!'
Enzo (Quick and the Fed): 'I wanted to reboot into a knight like you, not a damsil in these PANTS!'
Phong (Mend and Defend): 'The pants are failing!'
Phong(Mend and Defend): 'The pants are no longer functioning.'
Stuffed Deer Head (Mend and Defend): 'It's only fun until someone loses their pants.'
Enzo (Between a Raccoon and A Hard Place): 'Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting pants.'
Enzo(Firewall): 'All I need to do is get my pants back.'
Dot(Game Over): 'You blue tin pants. Come and get us!!'
Cursor (Where No Sprite...): 'I am Captain Robert Cursor, leader of the Pants Selective.'
Megabyte (System Crash): 'Ah well, there goes Sector 31. Pity. I did so enjoy Al's pants.'

(by Avi)
AndrAIa (Return of the Crimson Binome): 'Hey, bits for brains! How many pants does it take to catch one sprite?'
Viral Guardian/AndrAIa (Episode W/ No Name): 'And my pants?'
'Don't ask.'
Maxine (Episode W/ No Name): 'I can't take you anywhere without pants.'

(by Tracy Sue)
Matrix (Showdown): You ruined my PANTS!

(by Questina)
AndrAIa (WWW): Where I come from, it is simple. When you see some pants, you destroy them.
Enzo (When Games Collide): Now let's see what you got! Pants up!
Bob (the PSX game): Over my deleted blue PANTS!
[H\A Note: Now THERE'S a pretty mental picture for dirty minds everywhere! ^_^]
Enzo (When Games Collide): Hey Bob, what are pants like in the super computer?
CPU binome (When Games Collide): We almost lost the pants.
Dot (When Games Collide): Okay, I'm going to stay and help realign the pants.
Captian Capacator (Mousetrap): Matrix, could we use thoes pants of yours?
Bob (Bad Bob): Good pants are so hard to find these days.
Biker Babe Binome (Bad Bob): Hey, having problems with your pants?
Enzo (Bad Bob): Hey Bob, d'you like my new pants?
Dot (Bad Bob): Its bad enough he follows you into pants.
Herr Docktor (Bad Bob): One more hit, and the pants will be deleted.
Hack and Slash (Bad Bob): Pants, just what we don't need.
Ray (RotCB): What do we have here? A lovely damsel, definatly in pants.
CPU binome (Bad Bob): Megabyte has corrupted the pants.
Bob (Bad Bob): Alright, time to pick up a little pants.
Sir (Bad Bob): Evasive PANTS!
CPU binome : (Painted Windows) I've heard the pants have completly grown out of control and invaded other systems.
Bob (PSX game): Holy killer PANTS!
Megabyte: (Painted Windows) You've distroyed my PANTS! I will get you for this!
Hex: (Painted Windows) My dear Phong, now you really are the keeper of the pants!
Bob: (The Tearing) Follow my pants.
Bob: (Painted Windows) Well, Enzo, looks like we've got a pants blackout.
Enzo: (Painted Windows) You sure have bad luck with pants.
Enzo: (Painted Windows) Wait a second, I think I can control the pants.
Dot: (Painted Windows) Oh no, she's completly destroyed the pants.
Mike: (Painted Windows) She seems to be fixated with this PANTS image.
Mike: (Painted Windows) This is a perfect example of the guardian's multiple pants.
Dot: (Painted Windows) Right Enzo, we got to find that system pants program and break the link.
Bob: (Painted Windows) Scuzzy? Guarding Hexidecimal's pants?
Hex: (Painted Windows) Now now now Scuzzy, you know the pants are mine.
Hex: (Painted Windows) Well you might as well come in and I'll go put on my pants.
Matrix: (from Number 7) Uh, could you pass me my pants?
Bob (The TIFF): When I look up PANTS in the dictionary, it's you that I see, Dot.

Go to PAGE THREE for more of the glorious PANTS!!