The Time Machine (2002)

PineconeFromHell: there should be a review for the Time Machine movie
Hobbes512: I'll explode my Time Machine at you!
PineconeFromHell: No! Not if I go back in time and explode mine before you even think of exploding yours!
Hobbes512: Then I shall go back in time and stop myself from ever saying I'd explode my time machine at you! THEN, I'll go back before THAT and explode it at you ANYWAY!
PineconeFromHell: That might work...except that you'd have to talk to yourself to stop yourself...this causing the space-time continuum to fold over on itself...
PineconeFromHell: *thus
Hobbes512: Then after I explode my time machine at you, I'll go back forward in time and tell myself never to go back through time and talk to myself.
Hobbes512: So none will be the wiser.
PineconeFromHell: or everyone will be dead...
Hobbes512: That's a risk I'm willing to take!
Hobbes512: Now if only I had a time machine...
PineconeFromHell: or a stick
Hobbes512: Or a stick.
Hobbes512: What I really wish is that I had a time machine so that I could go back and keep myself from ever watching that movie.
Hobbes512: ZING!
PineconeFromHell: wow
PineconeFromHell: You should review it....NOW
PineconeFromHell: and post this conversation
PineconeFromHell: as an example of what the movie will do to you

...later on...

Hobbes512: What rating do you think I should give The Time Machine? 1/10? 0?
PineconeFromHell: Give The Time Machine a...I dunno...0.5
PineconeFromHell: For spawning such amusing running-jokes

0.5/10

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