The Bio of:
Homer J.
Simpson
Age: 36
Weight: Between 239 and 260 lbs.
Occupation: Saftey inspector in the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Section 7G
Favourite Food and Drink: Donuts and Beer
Beer Brand of Choice: Duff
Surguries: A triple bypass caused by love of snackfoods.
Catchphrases: D'oh, Woo-Hoo! and Mmm... (spoken happily)
#1 Pastime: Sitting on couch watching TV and drinking Beer
Extra Stuff: Mistaken for Bigfoot, former mascot for the Springfield Isoropes, ower/operator of Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net and Mr. Plow's snow plowing service, was blasted into space, commited to mental institute, beat up former President George Bush, briefly joined a freakshow, went up against Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the World, bootlegged alcohol, was the voice of shortlived Itchy and Scratchy character Poochie. Flooded Springfield, helped Mr. Burns capture the Lock Ness monster.
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