The Bio of:
Lisa
Simpson
Age: 8
Role in Family: Moral Center and Middle Child
Once Deemed Herself: The Saddest Kid in Grade number 2.
Plays: Saxophone (and sometimes the guitar)
First Word: Bart
Obsession: Ponies
1st Crush: Substitute teacher Mr. Burgstrom
2nd Crush: Nelson Muntz
Constant Crush: 8 actors named Cory
Past Addictions: the Cory Hotline and Trucker's Choice Stay awake tablets.
Extra Stuff: Mentored by jazzman Bleeding Gums Murphy, won regional Readers Digest essay contest but lost in final, served as Little Miss Springfield, Admired by Ralph Wiggum, came up with poor selling Lisa Lionheart doll, all star pee-wee goalie, assisted Mr. Burns in regaining fortune.
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