How did you find this scene?
I had been hanging around Tattoo Tatu, and that's where I met Polish Jack. He invited me out bowling with a bunch of people. I met a bunch of really cool people there and just started hanging around. I had always liked what I had heard of rockabilly music, now I had people to hang out with and learn the ropes, so to speak.

What is your dream car, hot rod or motorcycle?
I really would love to have Pete O'Leary's Triumph, but I also want 55 Fairlane or 56 Chevy.

What's the last band you saw and where?
The Four Charms at the Green Mill.

Who were your favorite bands in high school?
Social Distortion, Naked Raygun, Minor Threat, Bad Religion. Old stuff, not that crappy radio shit.

What hair products do you use?
Sporting Waves and Royal Crown. I just recently started using Dax in the red can, which gives maximum hold.

Do you play an instrument? If, so, which one?
If not, which would you play if you could?
I play guitar, but suck at it. You would too if you had one hand.

Do you dance? If so what style and how did you learn?
Yes, I do. I don't know the fuckin name of it. You spin and pull and step three times. Barb was kind enough to teach my ass, turnin' me into the best dancin' mutha out there.

Do you cuff or roll? And how high?
Yes, I cuff. About 3 inches, I guess.

What are the best things about the Chicago scene?
The thing I like most is the people. I have made the best friends from this scene. I also like the fact that most of the chicks in the scene have nice racks.

Favorite originator of rock n' roll?
Eddie Cochran, Elvis, and Bill Haley.

What place would you most like to visit that you've never been to?
Kim Lenz's bed room.

Boxers or briefs?
Boxers.

What are you most proud of?
I have a great group of friends, a loving girlfriend, and a huge stump.

What's your favorite drink?
Beam and Coke or Makers Manhattan on the rocks.

Ever been to a foreign country? Which one(s)?
Canaduh and Mexico.