Part 3: Lister

ROUND 1

Dave the Slob Vs Starbug's Computer

FIGHT!

Lister looked across the pathway up to what looked suspciously like a human form of Starbug: Green, with three body parts which were balls. It stood on it's rear landing struts and it's frontal landing struts were being used as arms. It seemed to be grinning evilly.

"Hi there, "said Dave the Slob, "So, you're part of the virus?"

"I am Starbug" said Starbug, "I have been taken over by the virus, and you must defeat me to get on the way back to regaining control! You will never win!!!" A laser blast came from Starbug's 'eyes'.

It hit Dave the Slob in the chest and knocked him back. Time to use my special move, thought Dave, the Smeg-Blast. Summoning his powers he created a large, cheese coloured ball floating in front of him. He punched it and it flew towards Starbug.

"No!!!!!!" screamed Starbug as the cheesy ball slammed into him, drained much of his power.

Dave performed his Smeg-Blast again and knocked Starbug over. Now it was time to perform his fatality. He walked over and shoved Starbug's face into his armpits. Starbug turned greener then keeled over dead.

"Yes!" yelled Lister! "Piece of Vindalooed Chicken! I have this game mastered!" He then proceeded to lose the next 2 rounds eliminating him from the game. Now it was down to Kryten, Rimmer and the Cat.