Part 4: Kryten

ROUND 1

Clean 'em out Kryters Vs The Pilot Seat

FIGHT!

Kryten faced the electronically controlled Pilot Seat on a grassy knoll. It had no arms, but still managed to look vicious and menacing. Kryten on the other hand looked like a prat. He had a mop and bucket and was a little scared at the thought of hurting another mechanical being.

"Do I really need to fight you sir seat? Can't you just forfeit or something?" said Kryten pathetically.

"No. I must beat you to death with my roller wheels, destroy your ears with soothing music and annoy you with my squeak."

"Well sir, you leave me no choice but to mop you to death"

Kryten swung his mop and with a wet squelch it hit the seat. It didn't do anything but get the seat wet. The seat looked angry. It did a flying leap and mashed Kryten's face in with his wheels. Kryten lashed out with his mop again. The seat got wet again. The seat played awful soothing music that destroyed Kryten's ear transmitters. He swung the mop, and the seat was drenched. Still it fought on. As Kryten was almost dead in the game he tried one last resort. He threw the bucket of water over the seat. The seat perfomed it's fatality, which was to spin it's opponent so fast that it died of dizziness. Kryten died of dizziness.

Now two were out of the game and back in real life. Only the Cat and Rimmer survived in the game, while Lister and Kryten watched on back in Starbug.