Do you find yourself more and more holding and gesturing with ink pens as though they were cigars? Do you stick pens in your mouth without realizing that you are suddenly 'smoking' it? Do you find yourself saying "I love it when a plan comes together"? Do you see the word 'Aquamaniac' when what you're actually looking at is 'Aquamarine'? Do your friends tell you that you're just like Hannibal? Do you always wear a jacket, and a JACKET, even when your friends are sweating? Do you find yourself with alternate personalities? Do you enjoy being on the jazz? Do you hear the word bubbles and immediately start to drool?

If you exhibit these and other symptoms, you've come to the right place!
We promise we won't find a cure!
We promise you'll only get worse!
And we promise that you'll find others who share in your addiction!