Face to Face with Scott and Abs!
Who's the best looking FIVE? Who receives the most fan mail? And
what on earth is so sexy about one of their eyebrows? We
earwigged in on SCOTT and ABS …
SPOOKY LETTERS
Abs: One way to judge who's the most popular is by the amount of fan mail each
of us receives. And, erm, I think it's me now. I've had loads recently.
Scott: (Looking rather concerned.) Well, it started off that Rich had the most fan
mail and then it was me wasn't it?
Abs: Yeah, that's right…
Scott: If you came in third in fan mail stakes then J and Sean wouldn't get
much, would they?
Abs: Ha, ha, no, they'd hardly get any!
Scott: But now you've started getting loads, more than any of us in fact!
Abs: I'll tell you why. It's cos you and Rich just became a lot uglier…
Scott: Basically, it was because you started talking to the fans, Abs. You
started being all friendly and stuff and now you get loads …
Abs: Yeah but what about those spooky letters I've had?
Scott: Ooooh, yeah! Those ones that said they wanted to do horrible
stuff to you …
Abs: Brrr, it gives me shivers just thinking about it …
EYEBROW BOY!
Scott: So why do you think you've improbed so much in popularity,
Abs?
Abs: (Looking all embarassed.) Aww, I don't know! Maybe it's an eyebrow
thing …
Scott: Yep! That's it! It's an eyebrow thing! It's because everyone
likes your eyebrows. Somehow, in photos and stuff, you manage to raise your
left left eyebrow and all the girls go wild! (Pinching Abs' eyebrow.)
Look at how it sticks out, too!
Abs: It's sticking out cos you just pinched it!
Scott: I just wish I had your eyebrows! Eyebrow boy!
Abs: Shut up! Anyway, people like you cos of your haircut.
HEDGEHOG HEAD!
Scott: (Proudly.) People do like me cos of my hair. It takes ages to do though, doesn't it?
Abs: Do you know why my hair's called?
Scott: Erm, Steve and Andy?
Abs: No, it's called Andy and Steve, actually! Andy because it's cropped and
people called Andy often have cropped hair, and Steve cos it's then slicked
forward and Steves often have slicked hair. See?
Scott: Hmmm, I don't call my hair anything!
Abs: It could be called Hedgehog Hair, though.
Scott: I thought fans only recognized me for my hair so when I went out the
other night I wore my baseball cap as a disguise.
Abs: And what happened?
Scott: Well, I was trying to have a quiet night out with my mates but these
girls came up to me and said "You're Scott from Five, aren't you?" I asked
'em how they recognised me with my hat on and they said, "You've still got
your eyes, darrrrrling."
Abs: Yes,
you have blue eyes and dark hair - that's quite unusual, the girls like
that …
Scott: And I tan easily, too.
SUNBEDS!
Abs: I tan much more easily because I'm half-Turkish!
Scott: Nah, you don't. People think I'm Cypriot or Italian because I tan so easily!
Abs: You know I tan more easily - you get all yours from the sunbeds.
Scott: (Looking sheepish.) Oh, alright. But I haven't been on a sunbed in
ages.
Abs: I could do with a top-up. I'm going to the Seychelles as soon as I
get some time-off!
Scott: Sssshh! You're supposed to keep that sort of stuff secret when you're
famous!
Abs: Oops! I mean I might go to, erm, Blackpool soon.
A PAIR OF LOOKEY-LIKEYS!
Scott: For some reason people think we look alike.
Abs: I know! It's mad I don't think we do. People say we sound pretty
similar though.
Scott: (Laughing.) I know! I answered the phone the other day at our house and
your dad thought it was you!
Scott: I'm going to start looking happier during photoshoots now - the girls
like that!
Abs: Show me how you smile. (Scott smiles his cheesies grin.) Nah, you don't want to smile like that. They like how I smile - sort of shy
and stuff.
Scott: How about this then? )Tries a less cheesy, more
sophisticated sideways grin.)
Abs: Better. Bet you can't do the eyebrow raise though.
Scott: Hummmph!
(And with that Scott wanders off to find a mirror to practise his
eyebrow-raising in!)
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