Dixie
I was raised in the Carpathian Mountains by a band of wolves with too much
time on their hands. Paws, actually. At a tender age, my ambitions turned to
the ballet, only to be ultimately frustrated by the inescapable realization
that I had no natural or indeed unnatural talents in that direction. Nothing
daunted, I took up with a wandering gypsy who had been asked to leave his
family circle for some unspecified social lapse and we toured the Continent
for several years with our mind-reading and fire-eating act...The association
was terminated one day when he found out what was really on my mind just after
tasting the evening repast of red-hot pokers marinated in brimstone. But I
had never known true passion in my sheltered life until that memorable eve
when I first saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show on national television. My
immediate reaction to Tim Curry's radiant performance was, "Papa, buy me
that!" And the rest, as they say, is history...
Ahem, excuse me, wrong publicity handout.... ah, HERE it is...