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here's a quick run down of The Cast and their credits.

SPACEBALLS
Once apon a time warp...
.....In a galaxy very, very, very, very far away
there lived a ruthless race of beings known
as...Spaceballs.

Chapter Eleven
.....The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having
foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere,
have devised a secret plan to take every breath
of air away from their peace-loving neighbor,
Planet Druidia.

.....Today is Princess Vespa's wedding day.
Unbeknownst to the princess but knownst to us,
danger lurks in the stars above...

If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

now let's meet the cast:
THE CAST OF SPACEBALLS
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Lonestar
Bill Pullman		 click to see more Barf Info
Barf
John Candy
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Vespa
Daphne Zuniga		 click to see more Dark Helmet Info
Dark Helmet
Rick Moranis
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Yogurt
Mel Brooks		 click to see more Pres. Scroob Info
Pres. Scroob
Mel Brooks
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Dot Matrix
Joan Rivers		 click to see more Col Sandurz Info
Col Sandurz
George Wyner
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Pizza the Hut
Dom Deluise		 click to see more King Roland Info
King Roland
Dick Van Patten
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Prince Valium
JMJ. Bullock		 click to see more More fun Info
More Fun Info

Quotes from Spaceballs
Quote Size By Whom
You're ugly when your angry 22KBLoneStar
You have the ring 60KBDark Helmet
How many *ssholes! (SL) 151kBDark Helmet
Good is dumb 54KBDark Helmet
I'm a Mog 40KBBarf
The Everlasting know it all..54KBYogurt
My ass is so big (SL)23KBScroob
Stop looking up my can!20KBDot
Suck to Blow18KBCol. Sandurz
..you captain..38KBLoneStar
We meet for the first time, for the last time33KBLoneStar
Oldest trick in the book158KBDark Helmet
Out of Order [Strong Language]37KBDark Helmet