Roger Mason is the Devil! He's coming into your homes everynight via infomercials! He is on the infomercial for FAT ABSORB. The infomercial pretends to be a legit show called "Breakthrough 2000", then it bombards you with why you should buy Fat Absorb. Satan (Roger Mason) has the words "Roger Mason, research biochemist, developer of Fat Absorb" superimposed under his image, but it should really say "Roger Mason, research biochemist/Anti-Christ, developer of Fat Absorb". The images on this page have been left unaltered*, and they speak for themselves. And also...even though he is the Anti-Christ, Roger Mason is nowhere near as cool as Kazu Watanabe, Doctor of Oriental medicine, creator of the Sobokawa (!) pillow.
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* Well...um, unaltered in it's most non-literal sense...you know..."unaltered" as in spending countless hours working on them in Photoshop.