5. A Trip To Basildon! Okies this is the last resort. If all the other wacky plans have fallen through, get a ticket to London or a ticket to Basildon if you already live in London. That is if you are not bankrupt after all the fines you have received for harassing people, break and enter, fraud and other such offenses! Borrow some money of your friends and family if they are not in jail already after your wacky antics. When in Basildon find the Robinson Residence or go to Leeds if you want Sean and the other places where the others come from. Knock at the door, (tip: Don't wear any item of Five clothing and don't steal the mail and defiately don't stand and stare!) when the door opens, politely explain that you are the lovely little kid that Nicola used to babysit. Get let into the house and then barge your way into my darling - Amrit's darling Scottie's room! Hey actually you can't do that becasue hes mine! Anyway wehn you enter his room, superglue yourself to him and sing "You And I" in his ear! You now have a choice - if you are a sick sick girl, superglue yourself to his clothes, that way he'll have to take them off. If you are a lovely lass like us and want a long lasting relationship superglue his skin to your skin! The only downside of this exercise is the pain you are both likely to receive when you are finally removed from each other!

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