WAYS TO GET TO YOUR DEATHBED TO MEET FIVE

If you thought our wacky ways to meet Five were Scottolutely crazy, read these and you'll be Scottoulutely Sean we are CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY! You'll be Scottolutely Richified by how sick we are! This shows Jxactly how Absominably obsessed we are! You'll be Scottolutely shocked!

1. Get sucked up by a vacuum cleaner while trying to earn the money to buy a Five product. Remember don't die!

2. Almost drown in your milk while trying to eat you breakfast and gain extra suction and strength so you can climb the walls up to Five's hotel room!

3. While strengening you body by swimming in a pool in order to climb those hotel walls almost drown by a tidal wave caused by your friend jumping into your dinghy boat.

4. Get a concussion by running into your Five posters on the wall, thinking they are real!

5. Get admitted to hospital because the amount of wax you used to get spikey hair like Scottie's burnt your scalp. Overdramatise this and pretend your are dying!

When you are on your deathbed request as your last dying wish to meet Five! Of course don't make your injuries too bad, you don't actually want to die!

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