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Spaceballs Wav Files
To hear these sounds, just click on the file name. Right click to save.
SPACEBALLS001.WAV (68,319 bytes)
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Ricco : You told me to let you know, the minute planet Druidia was in sight
Colonel Sandurz : So?!
Ricco : Planet Druidia is in sight, sir
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SPACEBALLS002.WAV (160,568 bytes)
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Dark Helmet : Who's he?
Colonel Sandurz : He's an Asshole, sir
Dark Helmet I know that. What's his name?
Sanders : That IS his name. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet : And his cousin?
Sanders : He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunners mate. 1.st class. Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet : How many Assholes have we got on this ship?
Everybody : YO!
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SPACEBALLS004.WAV (31,591 bytes)
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Dark Helmet : What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken??
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SPACEBALLS005.WAV (48,056 bytes)
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Lone Star : You listen. On this ship you're to refer to me as Idiot. Not You Captain
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SPACEBALLS006.WAV (53,487 bytes)
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Lone Star : What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix : That was my virgin alarm. Programmed to go off before you do!
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SPACEBALLS007.WAV (129,909 bytes)
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Dark Helmet :Before you die, there is something you should know.
Lone Star : What?
Dark Helmet : I'm your father's brother's neuph's cousin's former roommate!
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SPACEBALLS008.WAV (107,328 bytes)
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Dark Helmet : I see you have the ring. And your Swhartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.
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Character Name
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Actor / Actress
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Lone Star
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Bill Pullman
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Dark Helmet
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Rick Moranis
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Colonel Sandurz
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George Wyner
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Dot Matrix (voice)
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Joan Rivers
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Email to pegasus1@inet.uni-c.dk.
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