It was a slow day for Xavier St. Cloud & James Horton. They could find noone to terrorize. Richie was with Troll Princess. Duncan was nowhere to be found. Joe hadn't contacted the Watchers in weeks. Methos was with his harem as always.
"We could always surf the 'net," Xavier said.
They noticed a post on a harem web page. "The Harem of Methos presents The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
"I guess we could always go see it," Horton suggested, bored out of his mind.
That night Horton & Xavier arived to a packed house. They found thier seats among all of the revalers. "I wonder who they have playing each role?" Xavier mused.
"We'll find out. Because there isn't a program," Horton replied.
The wedding scene revealed Richie as Brad and Tessa as Janet. Horton & Xavier found them selves responding to the lines with the rest of the audience.
When Tessa & Richie arrived at the castle. The door was opened by a long, stringy haired Riff-Raff. Horton was shocked to realize that it was Connor MacLeod. Magenta was Amanda. Tessa & Richie were brought into the room where all of the convientioneers (played by Methos's harem) were doing the time warp. Columbia was played by Claudia Jardine.
Xavier leaned over to Horton, "I wonder who they have as Dr. Frank-N-Furter."
At that moment Frank was being lowered to the stage. His face was not visible to them. Frank got off and turned...It was METHOS!!! Xavier had to laugh aloud.
Methos took the entire convention up to the laboratory. Rocky was revealed as Duncan!!!
Hugh Fitzcairn was playing Eddie, and Dr. Scott was played by none other than the missing Joe!
"I guess we know know where everyone has been lately."
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