Episodes season 2

SEASON 2 (92/93):

In the Army (7A) (images)

Our boys are somehow drafted into the army. They go through induction and then meet their drill sergeant. They spend most of their time peeling things... Happy Happy Happy... Peel Peel Peel... Almost as psychotic in points as Space Madness.

Powdered Toast Man (13B) (images)

We had the briefest glimpse in the first season. Now we get a day in the life... He saves a kitty, the pope, R&S, the President, and the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights, sort of. Guest stars Gary Owens as PTM and Frank Zappa as the Pope.

Ren's Toothache (8A) (images)

Ren learns about oral hygiene the hard way when all his teeth fall out and even the Tooth Beaver rejects his stinky orafice. All works out ok in the end though, thanks to Stimpy.

Out West (images)

Ren and Stimpy are desperate horse thieves in search of a hangin' at the hands of the stupidest sheriff in the west. Includes 'The Hangin' Song'.

Rubber Nipple Salesmen (8B) (image)

Ren & Stimpy are, well, Rubber Nipple Salesmen. Stimpy invented them, of course, but he "can't sell anything! [He] can't even whiz by [him]self." The circus-midget hating fireman is back, of course, along with a strangely psychotic Mr. Horse, and Mr. & Mrs. Pipe, who get to experience the thousand-and-one uses of rubber nipples. Stimpy gets perhaps the most loaded line in the whole season.(Log & Accessories short.) Editor's Note: The sequence with George Liquor was cut out.

Svën Höek (9A/B) (images)

Ren has invited his cousin Svën to visit. Svën is even stupider than Stimpy, so Ren feels left out when Svën wants to spend all his time with Stimpy. When Ren leaves to go to work, Svën and Stimpy play around the house (including "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence!"). When Ren comes home and finds his stuff destroyed ("My opera records ... covered in bubble gum!"), he goes into the most psychotic rage of the season. (Note the games they look at while in the closet and that the man on the "Electric Fence" game looks like Clark Kent {also known as Superman.}) (Action Log & Gritty Kitty short and Good-bye shorts.)

Haunted House (10A)

Our boys visit a deserted house because its "a great place to kill twelve minutes." They try out the kitchen, the bathroom, and the bedroom, just like Goldilocks and the Three Bears. A ghost, who happens to look and act like Elmer Fudd (from Looney Tunes), tries to scare them. Will he succeed in scaring Ren and Stimpy? There is a gratuitous shower scene where they try to recreate an Alfred Hitchcock tale. Even a visit from the bloody-head fairy can't scare our duo.

Mad Dog Höek (10B)

Ever on the search for fame and fortune, Ren enters Stimpy into a tag team wrestling. Ren isn't worried about getting hurt ("The match is rigged. We're the good guys."), but Stimpy is still nervous. Things change, however, when they see their opponents, the Lout Brothers who are six feet tall and have huge pectorial muscles. Can Ren And Stimpy overcome their powerful opponents? Or will they end up like street pizza? (Notice the announcer look like "Mean" Gene Okerland from WWF wrestling.)

The Big Baby Scam (images)

When Ren gets fed up with his rough life, he convinces Stimpy that the the easiest life in the world one of a baby's. Ren pays off twins (that look like two Baby Hermans from "Roger Rabbit."), and R&S take over. Soon after the babys leave for the race track, Mrs. Pipe comes in to see if they need a change. Eventually, Mr. Pipe comes home (with his nipples from ) and plays with his boys. Ren begins to be jealous because Stimpy is the perfect baby for the Pipes. Before the cartoon is over, Ren and Stimpy end up taking a bath with the Pipes!

Dog Show

Mr. Horse judges an all-breed dog show which George Liquor has entered Ren & Stimpy. ("But I'm a cat," says Stimpy.) After they pass the prejudging part of the dog show (with George's fatherly help), they both are to be judged by the announcer from "Space Madness." Will Ren or Stimpy win the dog show? Will one of them become worthy of the name "Liquor" ?

Son Of Stimpy (12A) (image)

(aka "Stimpy's First Fart" or "Stimpy's First Trouser Cough" or "Have Yourself A Stinky Little Christmas")
While watching TV, Stimpy passes his first fart. After asking Ren what happened, Ren calls him an "eediot." Desperately, Stimpy goes searching for "Stinky" the fart in the house and the "Naked City." (We even get to see Stimpy talking to his "magic nose goblins" about his missing friend.) Will Stimpy find his prodigal son? Will Stimpy overcome his depression? (Stimpy must be depressed because he didn't want to watch his favorite shows, "Muddy Mudskipper" and "Commander Höek & Cadet Stimpy.") And will Ren get over the smell of this show?)

Monkey See, Monkey Don't (13A)

Ren takes Stimpy to the zoo for the day! While they visit the elephants, Ren notices that people hand-feed the animals and starts getting jealous. So he and Stimpy to the zookeeper to join the zoo--as monkeys! You'd never want to be a monkey after you see Ren eating a vermin and "Filthy" the monkey eating lice. (First aired cartoon with Ren not being played by John K.)

Fake Dad

Ren joins the Fake Dad company and gets a 7-year-old, 700-pound convict (guilty of crimes against humanity) to babysit for the weekend. When the child gets into trouble, will Stimpy allow Ren to punish Kowalski? And will Ren survive the experience? And what is that on Kowalski's butt? (The cutest part is when R&S go on a picnic!)

The Great Outdoors (16A) (images)

Stimpy convinces Ren to take him on a weekend camping trip. Stimpy has the best time, while Ren gets bitten by mosquitoes, burns up in a campfire, and gets Beaver Fever. And Grandpa, from "The Big Baby Scam" and "Big House Blues," is back with his wife (who's from "Fire Dogs") to join in on their camping trip and wacky antics.

The Cat Who Laid The Golden Hairball (16B)

While Stimpy takes a vacation, Ren is left all to himself. He goes looking for something to do when he finds one of Stimpy's hairballs. Ren throws a fit, but he soon changes after the price of hairballs goes up drastically. Stimpy becomes Ren's hairball slave, and soon he runs out of hairballs. Against all odds, he keeps trying so that Ren has his pectorial muscle transplants. (Some internetters say that that this is yet another episode with the allusion of the fall-out between Spumco and Nickelodeon.)

Stimpy's Fan Club (17A/B)

It's another boring afternoon for R&S until the mailman arrives. He brings them mounds and mounds of letters for Stimpy addressed to "Hollywood, Yugoslavia." When Ren discovers he didn't get any fan mail, Stimpy calms Ren's sadness with making him president of his fan club. After reading several dozen letters, Ren loses his mind over his jealousy of Stimpy. That night in bed, Ren plans Stimpy's murder (ala William Shakespeare's "MacBeth"), and decides to do something worse than murder. In the end, Ren gets a fan letter and a surprise. Mr. Horse, Muddy, and several other regular characters make special appearences--a plethora of VCR Freeze Frame Fun Chances. (Contest Winner short.)

Visit To Anthony

Ren And Stimpy visit their "biggest" fan, Anthony. Nothing exciting happens to R&S except they getting pummeled, Stimpy continuously spits up hairballs onto Ren, and Anthony catches Ren using the john and Stimpy taking a bath. Anthony's father wants R&S to take care of Anthony or they are in big trouble! With all the good material available, this cartoon doesn't make it for two reasons: blatant edit with a new scene where Ren is played by Billy West instead of John K. and the material isn't funny. (Another edit is where Father changes poses in the climax.)

The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen (15A/B)

R&S always get their yak, and on the way, they're going to find out Canada's biggest natural resource! (A longer description will be written when it has more airplay for fear of spoilers.) (Sugar Sod Pops short and Powdered Toastman #2 short.)