Episodes season 3

SEASON 3 (93/94):

Yard Too Far (21A) (image)

Ren and Stimpy are engrossed with the plate of hog jowls sitting on the window in the neighboring yard. Loosely based on Yogi Bear's "Pie Pirates," Ren and Stimpy have one obstacle in their way to the pie: Mr. Pipe's baboon. The original monkey was supposed to be Filthy from "Monkey See, Monkey Don't." (The original snack on the plate was a "hair" pie.)

Ren's Pecs (22A)

When a new and experimental techonology for giving dogs big pectorial muscles, Ren talks Stimpy into helping him. Stimpy's buttfat is transplanted into Ren's shoulder area, and Ren becomes famous, moves to Hollywood, and forgets about Stimpy. (Isn't this the reverse of ?) Includes more references to Kirk Douglas.

An Abe Divided (22B)

The worst R&S cartoon ever made. R&S get recruited to guard our Civil War President, Abraham Lincoln. After hearing a rumor of gold in Abe's head, Ren throws out all the visitors and convinces Stimpy to be his partner in crime. R&S try desperately to open up Abe's head. (Jack Carter guest stars.)

Jiminy Lummox (24A)

Stimpy gives Ren his conscience for one day. His conscience turns out to be a lummox named Jiminy. He likes to beat up on Ren for every misdeed. Kowalski, in tights, makes a cameo appearence in this episode! (Stan Freberg guest stars.)

Bass Masters (24B)

In this short-lived take-off of the show of the same name, Ren teaches us about his fishing habits. Stimpy ends up making friends will all the fish and Ren seethes at Stimpy's more humane (and successful) fishing techniques. (Jack Carter guest stars.)

Eat My Cookies (28A) (image)

Stimpy joins a scout troop and Ren gets drafted. In this "Girl Guide" group, Ren & Stimpy must sell cookies and go snipe hunting to earn their merit badges. The Girl Guides turn out to be businessmen in disguises. (Rosie O'Donnell guest stars)

Ren's Bitter Half (28B)

While trying to clone Ren with his science kit, Stimpy accidentally splits Ren into two opposing personalities: the indifferent Ren and the mean Ren.

Stimpy's Cartoon Show (23A/B)

When Stimpy starts animation on his new cartoon, Ren tries to persuade him that cartoons aren't real. When Ren realizes that Stimpy was an award winner (probably for a previous cartoon), Ren gets jealous. Ren gets promoted to Producer (ala Coffey) and works Stimpy to a maddened state Once finished, Ren and Stimpy get invited to go see Wilbur Cobb, the godfather of cartoons. We also get to see Stimpy's cartoon, "In The Pink," which stars Explodey the Pup and Poopy, Explodey's girlfriend. Voices courtesy of Stimpy (Billy West). (Wilbur Cobb was supposed to be a rotting hunk of meat and mushrooms, but Nick apprently made them change him into a rotting corpse. He was a parody of Walt Disney. This whole cartoon has weird looking people that look like they came from Mortal Kombat ][. Fatality?:) (According to WCK3, Wilbur Cobb was supposed to be none-other than RAYMOND SPUM himself!) (Flod Short.)

Ren's Retirement (25A/B)

Stimpy gives Ren a surprise for his birthday: Ren's actual age in human years--70. When Ren learns of this, he ages quickly and wants to die. Ren chooses to be buried in the most state of the art coffin with all the modern accessories of home--that is until Fred The Worm shows up. :( (Special guest star: Alan Young!! "Wilbur" himself from "Mr. Ed" and "Scrooge McDuck" from "DuckTales.") ("Dogwater" short with guest stars Gary Owens and Jack Carter. "You Are What You Eat" short with Billy the Beef Tallow Boy.)

Hermit Ren (30A/B)

Stimpy's stupidity becomes too much for Ren and he leaves home to become a hermit. All alone, Ren begins to go crazy because he misses his true friend. ("Field Guides" short with guest star Jack Carter.)

To Salve Or Salve Not (aka To Salve Or Not To Salve) (20A) (image)

Stimpy is a sucker for anything. Ren has to keep his good friend from buying from a slick "Salve" salesman. (This is a reverse of "Rubber Nipple Salesmen.") The end scene where the salesman explains why "Salve" makes great toilet tissue paper did not allow for the explanation. Thank goodness, the other explanations why salve is good for George Washington, dirty dishes, unmanageable hair, and Christopher Columbus did air.

Circus Midgets

Desperate for a ride, R&S will accept a hitchhike with anyone. Unfortunately for R&S, they are kidnapped by psychotic circus midgets and are in for a wild ride. The RCKY whale, Kowalski, and the Fire Chief made cameo appearences.

Jimmy The Belly Button Elf

Stimpy gets so obsessed with his belly button that he falls into himself and meets Jimmy The Belly Button Elf (played by Gilbert Godfrey!). While Stimpy becomes his personal slave, Ren throws a cast party. Very Psychedelic!

No Pants Today (or Stimpy: That Dirty, Little Naked Boy)

Stimpy begins an irrational fear of being nude. Ren quickly loses his temper over the matter and throws Stimpy out of the house without clothes. The rumored sequence where the bully from "Visit To Anthony" lures Stimpy into a trap using a pair of pants did air. The RCKY bear, Mr. Horse, and the Suburbanites made cameo appearences, and the final climax scene was based on "Duck Twacy."

Road Apples

Once again, R&S is stranded in the desert like Gilligan was on his island. This time, Husband and Wife pick them up i n their trailer home; they think that they can abuse them by any means possible--which includes sleeping with Wilbur Cobb and going out for walks while the trailer is moving!